It's been a donkey's age...
Summer vacation was GREAT
Anywho, I've been bouncin' around the warehouse recently. I was back in the meat department cleanin' and throwing meat at fellow co-workers, spraying them with the hose, you know, fun stuff. Now I'm goin' to the Sales department where I get to walk around the warehouse and wait for people to ask me stuff. But in between these 2 positions, I've been on cart crew. Hahaha, there's this new guy named Alex but we call him Silent Bob 'cause he never talks unless he's talkin' shit. So he starts crap with me...That's right, he started it. Just so all you jokers know. So we've been goin' back and forth, I tell him to "cram it and take it" 'cause he's the new guy when he complains about stuff and I'm pretty sure he hates me a little. Hahaahaha but today he lost his hat and he feels naked without it so I offered to get him another one.
"Andre stole my hat, I know he did." (But I DIDN'T, for real)
"Honestly Alex, always with the bitchin' and moanin', just go get another hat"
"I can't just ask them for another hat"
"Who says you have to ask? I'll get you another hat."
"...Really?"
So he thinks this feud will be over now that I'm doin' something nice for him.
HA!
So I walk into the office, say hi to the managers, and jacked a hat. Before I gave it to him though, I got a permanent marker and wrote on the underside of the bill, "Alex is a choad"
"Here Alex, I wrote your name on it and everything."
He takes it with this big smile and says, "Thanks!"
Then he looked at what I wrote
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA
It's the little things in life, really, it is
So for the rest of the day, we would walk around and anyone I knew I'd tell 'em, "Hey, ask Alex what his hat says"
He was pissed. Haaaaahahahaaha
"You're gonna fuckin' get it Andre...I swear"
"What dood, I got you a new hat! You got no room to talk shit. Haaaahahahahaha now cram it and take it"
Anywho, I've been bouncin' around the warehouse recently. I was back in the meat department cleanin' and throwing meat at fellow co-workers, spraying them with the hose, you know, fun stuff. Now I'm goin' to the Sales department where I get to walk around the warehouse and wait for people to ask me stuff. But in between these 2 positions, I've been on cart crew. Hahaha, there's this new guy named Alex but we call him Silent Bob 'cause he never talks unless he's talkin' shit. So he starts crap with me...That's right, he started it. Just so all you jokers know. So we've been goin' back and forth, I tell him to "cram it and take it" 'cause he's the new guy when he complains about stuff and I'm pretty sure he hates me a little. Hahaahaha but today he lost his hat and he feels naked without it so I offered to get him another one.
"Andre stole my hat, I know he did." (But I DIDN'T, for real)
"Honestly Alex, always with the bitchin' and moanin', just go get another hat"
"I can't just ask them for another hat"
"Who says you have to ask? I'll get you another hat."
"...Really?"
So he thinks this feud will be over now that I'm doin' something nice for him.
HA!
So I walk into the office, say hi to the managers, and jacked a hat. Before I gave it to him though, I got a permanent marker and wrote on the underside of the bill, "Alex is a choad"
"Here Alex, I wrote your name on it and everything."
He takes it with this big smile and says, "Thanks!"
Then he looked at what I wrote
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA
It's the little things in life, really, it is
So for the rest of the day, we would walk around and anyone I knew I'd tell 'em, "Hey, ask Alex what his hat says"
He was pissed. Haaaaahahahaaha
"You're gonna fuckin' get it Andre...I swear"
"What dood, I got you a new hat! You got no room to talk shit. Haaaahahahahaha now cram it and take it"