Spring Break '06
So some buddies and I went down to Rosarito Mexico for this spring break...As much as I dislike stereotypes, I have now officially spent a spring break in Mexico...At least it wasn't Rocky Point. Anywho, it was a rather enjoyable trip. We rented a beach house and had said beach pretty much to ourselves. No obnoxious frat boys and/or wretched bints. 90% of our trip was spent playing pranks on each other. No matter where we were. I had to pull out all the stops with these jokers...Things I haven't done to anyone since high skool. Example:
Me: "AUGH damnit Thai, how're you gonna go around hittin' people in the nuts from behind?!"
Thai: "Hahahahaha"
Me: *5 minutes later* "Hey Thai...listen, my shoulder's makin' this weird popping sound. Come here, can you hear it?"
As I rotate my arm to simulate said "popping" noise, he leans in to listen and my hand is in perfect striking position...
*WHACK*
Thai: "AAAAAHHH" *falls over*
I then walk over to Mark who had previously thrown something at me...it might've been a lime, I can't remember...and I proceed to do the same trick to him. Within 3 minutes I have 2 people lying on the ground. Haaahahahaahaa
Thang: "Dude, Andre...That was fucked up.."
Me: "?! What?! They hit me in the nuts first!"
Something Mark started that lasted the whole trip was something he liked to call "Freshman"
It's pretty simple, kinda like the "ninja strikes" Alex and I did at the PV store. We'd grab pennies (or pesos, whichever was closer) and say "Freshman" before we threw 'em.
Patrick was lying on the couch watching some TV and Mark was at the little kitchen island and there were some coins sitting there. So he says, "Freshman!" and throws one at Patrick. It bounces off his forehead with a resounding *TING!* "AAAOOOWWW!! What the fuck?!" It sounded like it hit the tile floor. It was amazing. Patrick didn't move for a while and had his hands cupped around his face and we didn't stop laughing for about 7 minutes.
Time passes and Thang starts to doze in his chair with this foot on the table...So we stick a match between his toes. HI-LARIOUS
In between all the pranking, we played football on the beach, chilled there, and grilled up close to 25 lbs. of carne asada over the course of the trip...
Oh yeah! Fireworks! Haaahaaahahah!
Me: *lights up a roman candle, it shoots off a few and kinda stops...* "Hey, is this thing done?"
Thai, Thang, Mark: "AAAHHH Andre! Don't point that thing around!"
Ahhhh, grand old time...I knew it was out, I just thought it'd be funny...Hahaha
Me: "AUGH damnit Thai, how're you gonna go around hittin' people in the nuts from behind?!"
Thai: "Hahahahaha"
Me: *5 minutes later* "Hey Thai...listen, my shoulder's makin' this weird popping sound. Come here, can you hear it?"
As I rotate my arm to simulate said "popping" noise, he leans in to listen and my hand is in perfect striking position...
*WHACK*
Thai: "AAAAAHHH" *falls over*
I then walk over to Mark who had previously thrown something at me...it might've been a lime, I can't remember...and I proceed to do the same trick to him. Within 3 minutes I have 2 people lying on the ground. Haaahahahaahaa
Thang: "Dude, Andre...That was fucked up.."
Me: "?! What?! They hit me in the nuts first!"
Something Mark started that lasted the whole trip was something he liked to call "Freshman"
It's pretty simple, kinda like the "ninja strikes" Alex and I did at the PV store. We'd grab pennies (or pesos, whichever was closer) and say "Freshman" before we threw 'em.
Patrick was lying on the couch watching some TV and Mark was at the little kitchen island and there were some coins sitting there. So he says, "Freshman!" and throws one at Patrick. It bounces off his forehead with a resounding *TING!* "AAAOOOWWW!! What the fuck?!" It sounded like it hit the tile floor. It was amazing. Patrick didn't move for a while and had his hands cupped around his face and we didn't stop laughing for about 7 minutes.
Time passes and Thang starts to doze in his chair with this foot on the table...So we stick a match between his toes. HI-LARIOUS
In between all the pranking, we played football on the beach, chilled there, and grilled up close to 25 lbs. of carne asada over the course of the trip...
Oh yeah! Fireworks! Haaahaaahahah!
Me: *lights up a roman candle, it shoots off a few and kinda stops...* "Hey, is this thing done?"
Thai, Thang, Mark: "AAAHHH Andre! Don't point that thing around!"
Ahhhh, grand old time...I knew it was out, I just thought it'd be funny...Hahaha