Yay for Memorial Day
Holy dooley was yesterday a blast. A buncha guys from work and I went down to the Salt River and good times great oldies were had by all. We took 3 vehicles: Danny's Jetta, Trisha's truck, and Cisco's Mustang. Trish and Danny had a little run in at a stop sign and we got kinda lost, but other than that the trip up was good. When we got there...boy howdy, inebriation abound. It was rather hot to boot so the people all ready drunk were even more drunk. We did our thing, Cisco didn't get to see the bosoms he desired and it was way crowded so we headed out to Trisha's place for an after party around the pool. We played pool (with Trisha's mom who was also drunk), watched the Sun's game, played volleyball in the pool and just hung out.
I forgot my money was in my pocket when I hopped into the pool and didn't realize it until I saw Mr. Washington lookin' at me from the bottom of the pool. "Crap! My money was in my pocket!" *sploosh* "Andre! Damnit! Why didn't you get that?! It was totally your ball!" "Uhh, hang on guys" *looks around the bottom of the pool* *splash splash splash* "Dood! Quit it! Just play without me for a little bit while I try to find my skrilla! Stop it!" So I find all my missing cash and we continue except now we're playing dodgeball 'cause everyone tried to hit me with the ball for some odd reason (but couldn't hahahaha).
Danny gets utterly sloshed later and starts screaming about his face being numb. "My FACE is NUMB!! What the heck?! Ok guys, ready? Belly flop!" *SPLASH* "OW!" Later on... "Hey Miguel (Danny's brother), where's your brother?" "I dunno..." "Is he still in the pool?" "I think he is..." *run outside* "Danny!" *a little time passes and he pops up* "WHAT'RE YOU DOING?! STOP THAT! GET OUT OF THE POOL! Dude, go grab your brother, he won't be nearly as hilarious unconscious." "Damnit Danny..."
So today....
"Hey Danny...so do you remember everything?"
"Kinda..Just the highlights. I forgot that I was trying to break dance. T.C. told me about that."
"Hahahahahahahahahaha"
"And I keep remembering Trish's mom being touchy. I was like NOOOOOOOO."
"Hahahahahahahaahhahhaaaahhah that was hilarious! ...and kinda creepy"
"You remember that??"
"Yeah 'cause you touched her a coupla times back!"
"LIAR! I touched nothing!"
"Dood i'm totally serious. You touched her side when you walked by to get another beer."
"Well see I dont remember because I was focused on gettin' beer."
"Hahahaha"
I forgot my money was in my pocket when I hopped into the pool and didn't realize it until I saw Mr. Washington lookin' at me from the bottom of the pool. "Crap! My money was in my pocket!" *sploosh* "Andre! Damnit! Why didn't you get that?! It was totally your ball!" "Uhh, hang on guys" *looks around the bottom of the pool* *splash splash splash* "Dood! Quit it! Just play without me for a little bit while I try to find my skrilla! Stop it!" So I find all my missing cash and we continue except now we're playing dodgeball 'cause everyone tried to hit me with the ball for some odd reason (but couldn't hahahaha).
Danny gets utterly sloshed later and starts screaming about his face being numb. "My FACE is NUMB!! What the heck?! Ok guys, ready? Belly flop!" *SPLASH* "OW!" Later on... "Hey Miguel (Danny's brother), where's your brother?" "I dunno..." "Is he still in the pool?" "I think he is..." *run outside* "Danny!" *a little time passes and he pops up* "WHAT'RE YOU DOING?! STOP THAT! GET OUT OF THE POOL! Dude, go grab your brother, he won't be nearly as hilarious unconscious." "Damnit Danny..."
So today....
"Hey Danny...so do you remember everything?"
"Kinda..Just the highlights. I forgot that I was trying to break dance. T.C. told me about that."
"Hahahahahahahahahaha"
"And I keep remembering Trish's mom being touchy. I was like NOOOOOOOO."
"Hahahahahahahaahhahhaaaahhah that was hilarious! ...and kinda creepy"
"You remember that??"
"Yeah 'cause you touched her a coupla times back!"
"LIAR! I touched nothing!"
"Dood i'm totally serious. You touched her side when you walked by to get another beer."
"Well see I dont remember because I was focused on gettin' beer."
"Hahahaha"