For Dani and John!
im bored... can you tell?
n ill just think of sumthin like "ohh wut if?"
lets say for instance im out of cheese. and ill think oh what if i go to the store and they are outa cheese. n ill b like how are you outa cheese? n they'll b like how can we b outa cheese, you're outa cheese, ppl run out of cheese. then ill b like yea but ur a store, you should have cheese stocked up in the back for ppl like me comin in lookin for cheese. n that's when they call the manager who thinks hes so great 4 being the manager cuz his picture is framed in the front of the store 4 being the manager. and he'll say what seems to be the problem Ma'am, which i think is so condesending like little lady. n ill b like the little lady's problem is... n he'll say whos the little lady n ill say shut up n listen to me, your outa cheese n i want sum. n hes like well how bout sum cottage cheese, like hes gonna negotiate the situation, hes a diplomat cuz hes the manager. n ill b like i dnt want cottage cheese i want chedder cheese, sharp chedder cheese is what i came in for sharp chedder cheese and cottage cheese are not the same thing jus cuz it has the word cheese in the title does not make it a cheese at all. that would b like goin into a musical instument store and asking for a trumpet n they'll say oh we're all out of trumpets but would you like a shoehorn instead? see that's not the same thing is it mr. manager?!?
-Ellen Degeneres
n ill just think of sumthin like "ohh wut if?"
lets say for instance im out of cheese. and ill think oh what if i go to the store and they are outa cheese. n ill b like how are you outa cheese? n they'll b like how can we b outa cheese, you're outa cheese, ppl run out of cheese. then ill b like yea but ur a store, you should have cheese stocked up in the back for ppl like me comin in lookin for cheese. n that's when they call the manager who thinks hes so great 4 being the manager cuz his picture is framed in the front of the store 4 being the manager. and he'll say what seems to be the problem Ma'am, which i think is so condesending like little lady. n ill b like the little lady's problem is... n he'll say whos the little lady n ill say shut up n listen to me, your outa cheese n i want sum. n hes like well how bout sum cottage cheese, like hes gonna negotiate the situation, hes a diplomat cuz hes the manager. n ill b like i dnt want cottage cheese i want chedder cheese, sharp chedder cheese is what i came in for sharp chedder cheese and cottage cheese are not the same thing jus cuz it has the word cheese in the title does not make it a cheese at all. that would b like goin into a musical instument store and asking for a trumpet n they'll say oh we're all out of trumpets but would you like a shoehorn instead? see that's not the same thing is it mr. manager?!?
-Ellen Degeneres