I'm still alive...
Way overdue for a post too... But I'm not going to do a serious post right now. My parents ordered some Transformers toys online for my little brothers Christmas/ birthday presents. Since then they have been getting a Hasbro catalog fairly regularly. I was flipping through it when I came across an entry for this product: http://www.hasbro.com/playskool/kidmotion/default.cfm?page=browse&product_id=20222. The catalog entry says:
"Silly times 4... that's what your kids will get with this new game of 'chase.' Kids strap on th 4 belts with 4 different, detachable, silly animal tails. Kids chase each other and try to grab the tails."
Yes, that's right PLAYSKOOL is trying to teach kids to chase tail.