Ladies and Gentlemen, the Civil War is now officially over.

[sgtscruffy]

Today, I did the nation a great service, and, in one of my most metaphorical actions ever, today, I ate slavery. Slavery comes in many forms - Indentured Servitude, Child Labor, etc... However, today it came in the form of a Potato Chip. Ending oppression never tasted so good.

Comments

[heirkles]

Nick, you are a hero of the Soviet Union.

My plan has backfired!

[sgtscruffy]

Noooooooooooooooo

[quackman]

Ah, I just remembered I have some old War Bonds from the civil war I can redeem for lots of money! I'm rich! I think they're worth more because they say Confederate on them.