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[sgtruby]

dear leopard print calvin klein bra,
as i was watching the wheel of fortune tonight, i discovered something rather uncomfortable. the wire in your right cup slipped out of it's holder and stabbed me in my arm pit fat. why did this happen? i hope you're not poorly made, considering i paid a decent amount of money for this designer bra.
also, you have been cutting off the top part of my breasts, making me look like a slob. do you think you could get in touch with the calvin klein company and request that they make bras for regular sized women with bigger boobs, instead of anorexics with no tits? thanks!
your owner,
robyn

LJ Interests meme results

1. bob marley:
   bob can take away any kind of stress, pain, anxiety, etc. he's the man. period.
2. elton john:
   i think i like the fact that he's gay and fabulous more than his music.
3. guns and roses:
   ew, i don't even like them. thanks for the reminder that i should re-do my info page.
4. jethro tull:
   haha they're just cool.
5. lbi:
   well duh, the best beach on the jersey shore!
6. mustangs:
   my first car, my baby. i can't wait to own another one.
7. piano:
   i don't know why this is in here either, other than the fact i used to play the piano when i was younger.
8. robert plant:
   umm he's really fucking hott. or atleast he was years and years ago. and that voice! yummy.
9. stratocasters:
   i don't know why this is in here either. i guess it's cause i used to want one and i think they're pretty looking.
10. thursday:
    they're music is pretty good. i haven't listened to them in a while.

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