Nov 08, 2005 02:28
Greetings, fans and infidels!
I, Sgt. Stutter, have started this blog to keep up with all my fans, well-wisher and enemies. Here you will find news, recaps, pictures and the general going-ons of the day to day life of everyone's favorite VIW World Heavyweight Champion.
For today's entry, let's just go over my recent enemies list and see what has become of them:
AJ Crazy: Locked away in a mental institution
Blaze: Buried in a casket that is in turn buried deep in the woods
Executioner: See Blaze
M$P: Acting owner, not a wrestler, therefore, not a problem
Tony the Janitor: Weakling and pathetic, not a problem
Hulkamaniac: Easily defeatable, even when not dressed like AJ Crazy
Wooster: A challenge, but a defeatable one; rarely shows up; AWOL
Cutter: MIA
Paul the Wall: Green and weak; not a problem
Well, that will be it for now. Tomorrow, I will recap House of Horrors and my trip to camel riding.
"Iran, Iraq and I Rule!"
Khoda hafez,
Sgt. Stutter