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[sgt_johnson]

Deadpool!

Tell me what Joseph got you for christmas!

Did he take away some of the ugly!? Or at least put a bag over your head!? Or did he at least do that as a gift for me?

What he get you?

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[merc_w_a_mouth]

my ugly is still fine, but he got me a new pet!

*tosses flood at Johnson*

his name is squiggles!

[sgt_johnson]

Sweet merry of god!

Fire in the hole!

((Anyone within distance of his office will see a flash and black smoke start to rise out from the cracks in the door))

[merc_w_a_mouth]

*cough*

....over-react much?

I'm pretty sure he's harmless....

[sgt_johnson]

Bullshit! How is it still alive!?

((If anyone is present, several more flashes))

[merc_w_a_mouth]

WILL YOU STOP TRYING TO BLOW UP SQUIGGLES!

[sgt_johnson]

They didn't get me last time. Now it wants more of Johnson! Come and take him!

((More explosions from his room.))

[merc_w_a_mouth]

if you don't stop that, i'm gonna make you go BOOM, capesh?

[sgt_johnson]

Who the hell said that...?

Ah! There you are!

((Deadpool would just be hit by explosion.
When ashes blanket an entire room. It makes things difficult to see.))

[merc_w_a_mouth]

what the hell you trigger happy moron?

THAT REALLY FREAKING HURT!

[sgt_johnson]

Quiet! I can hear him...

He's on your head!

((Explosion))

1/2

[merc_w_a_mouth]

NO WAIT-

2/2

[merc_w_a_mouth]

*BOOM*

ah......THAT REALLY FREAKN' HURT!

i'm....going...to...kill you...right now...

[sgt_johnson]

Stop complaining about minor burns and kill the damn thing before it spreads!

[merc_w_a_mouth]

YOU JUST BURNED OFF MY HANDS YOU JACKASS!