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[sgt_johnson]

LISTEN UP YOU GREENHORNS!!

Exams are coming up! And do you know what this means?

(Filtered to Ulquiorra)

Since Integra is busy, I'll be monitoring your detention.

Welcome to detention. Hope you like non-stop exercise.

((For the love of god, someone say "Laps?" please! Ulquiorra-mun, sorry for being late with this... ><))

Comments

[oral_fix]

It means that you'll go crazy and wear a Tutu while singing Frank Sinatra hit, Sir?

[sgt_johnson]

No.

Just for that, you are going to be the first one to demonstrate a proper sit-up and push-up.

[oral_fix]

I'm touched that you'll let me go first, Sir.

[sgt_johnson]

Feelings mutual, now get out here.

[oral_fix]

I know there is a kitten inside your cold steely frame!

I call him...

Cyborg kitty Sgt. Johnson.

[genkisunflower]

Wow! The teacher is a robot? How exciting!

[oral_fix]

How else can he do all the he does?

[genkisunflower]

Oooooooh. I didn't know the school hired robots to teach here!

[oral_fix]

...Himawari...

He's not really a robot. If he was then I'd be playing my video games.

[genkisunflower]

..........I knew that!

[oral_fix]

I know you did.

[sgt_johnson]

All effort. Do you think I got this physique by sitting around smoking all day!?

[oral_fix]

No but that's how I get mine.