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I will be on my way to see the hottest comedian on earth.
Mr. Dane Cook. Hey good-lookin', whatcha got cookin'? LAUGHTER BITC*ES!
*Some Irish stuff for you from "The Feckin' Book of Everything Irish"*
Enjoy the craic, you jammy bowsies.
"True friends stab you in the front." - Oscar Wilde
"I blew hundreds of thousands of pounds (currency) on women and drinking -- the rest I just squandered." - George Best
"It has been scientifically proven that people who don't drink and don't smoke live longer -- and serves them right!" - Moss Keane
Irish slang: "This place is a sword fight!" /Translation: "There are too many males present."
Irish slang: "Hop" /Translation: "Play truant from school." /Usage: "Let's go on the hop and get pissed. I'm fed up teaching those bleedin' kids anyway."
Irish slang: "Roman hands and Russian fingers" /Translation: Just say it out loud a few times. You'll get it.
"There is no sin except stupidity." - Oscar Wilde
"Necessity; the mother of invention." - George Farquhar
"In Ireland the inevitable never happens and the unexpected constantly occurs." - Sir John Pentland Mahaffy
"There's more learning than is taught in books." - Lady Gregory
"May you live all the days of your life." - Irish Proverb
I will be on my way to see the hottest comedian on earth.
Mr. Dane Cook. Hey good-lookin', whatcha got cookin'? LAUGHTER BITC*ES!
*Some Irish stuff for you from "The Feckin' Book of Everything Irish"*
Enjoy the craic, you jammy bowsies.
"True friends stab you in the front." - Oscar Wilde
"I blew hundreds of thousands of pounds (currency) on women and drinking -- the rest I just squandered." - George Best
"It has been scientifically proven that people who don't drink and don't smoke live longer -- and serves them right!" - Moss Keane
Irish slang: "This place is a sword fight!" /Translation: "There are too many males present."
Irish slang: "Hop" /Translation: "Play truant from school." /Usage: "Let's go on the hop and get pissed. I'm fed up teaching those bleedin' kids anyway."
Irish slang: "Roman hands and Russian fingers" /Translation: Just say it out loud a few times. You'll get it.
"There is no sin except stupidity." - Oscar Wilde
"Necessity; the mother of invention." - George Farquhar
"In Ireland the inevitable never happens and the unexpected constantly occurs." - Sir John Pentland Mahaffy
"There's more learning than is taught in books." - Lady Gregory
"May you live all the days of your life." - Irish Proverb