merry christmas!

[sgmandy007]

xmas party at sgmandy007's house!!

crazypenguin03

crazypenguin03 drank 9 gins.

During a somewhat turbulent game of scrabble
crazypenguin03 told
johnnygiovanni to "Fuck your triple word score, yer daft mongoose bastard!" before pelting them with the plastic letters.

After last nights alcoholfest
crazypenguin03 has enrolled themselves in an "English 101" course in an attempt to resurrect their both their brain cells and their grasp on the English language!

fadetolife

fadetolife drank 15 everclears, 14 red wines, 11 coffee liqueurs, 12 pernods and 14 hot toddys.

Out of nowhere,
fadetolife stood up, gave a nazi salute and shouted "My nipples are as arid as the Sahara, baybee!"

xflyflyflyxx

xflyflyflyxx drank 3 aftershocks, 7 pilsners, 12 white russians, 13 vermouths, 12 cognacs and 11 sherrys.

sgmandy007

sgmandy007 drank 8 vodkas, 2 kahluas, 12 bloody marys, 10 aftershocks, 13 red wines and 13 sambuccas.

gloryhound

gloryhound drank 4 brandys and a red wine.

solaris

solaris drank 14 hot toddys, 8 cognacs, 12 lagers, 4 rums and 5 aftershocks.

pookies_revenge

pookies_revenge drank 10 poteens, 3 vermouths, 13 red wines, 4 tequilas and 5 sherrys.

johnnygiovanni

johnnygiovanni drank 5 kahluas, 8 stouts and 14 pilsners.

unionsquare

unionsquare drank a pulque, 13 white russians and 12 ales.

rccola18

rccola18 drank 14 vermouths and 7 lagers.

Dear god
sgmandy007! Your house was a bloody mess afterwards! The following
bastards barfed all over your carpet -
fadetolife,
xflyflyflyxx,
pookies_revenge,
rccola18

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