I really wish I could be a snarky bitch to total strangers
Because I would respond to this message on OKCupid:
how are u sexy;)
With this:
How am I sexy? Let me count the ways.
I speak in complete sentences.
I fully spell three letter words.
I use the plentiful variety of punctuation available to me. For purposes other than emoticons. Though I will concede that I am apparently not above sentence fragments. Which I suppose contradicts the first way in which I am sexy. Maybe I'm not sexy after all.
How are you sexy?
Alas, I just can't bring myself to be mean to someone I don't know. I'll hit delete instead.
how are u sexy;)
With this:
How am I sexy? Let me count the ways.
I speak in complete sentences.
I fully spell three letter words.
I use the plentiful variety of punctuation available to me. For purposes other than emoticons. Though I will concede that I am apparently not above sentence fragments. Which I suppose contradicts the first way in which I am sexy. Maybe I'm not sexy after all.
How are you sexy?
Alas, I just can't bring myself to be mean to someone I don't know. I'll hit delete instead.