McKay fibs

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Hi Everybody! Are there any fics out there where Rodney's list of ailments (hypoglycemia, citrus allergy, sensitivity to the sun, etc.) or his list of accomplishments (pianist, actor, etc.) are exaggerations? Stretching of the truth? Even, *gasp*, out-and-out lies? Doesn't really matter the reason - he's insecure, looking for attention, covering something up, whatever. I only ask that it not be a crack fic. Any pairing, or no pairing, is good.

Thanks!!