The Brotherhood Week

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The search is on for the ZPMs Old Elizabeth told them about in "Before I Sleep." Team Sheppard already found the first one in use -- and nearly depleted -- in "Childhood's End." Now, they're visiting Dagan, hoping to find another one.

While Dr. Oblivious McKay consults with Allina, one of Dagan's historians...




...seems to be having too much fun.


McKay: Slackers! You're all a bunch of slackers!


Sheppard: Dude, do I -- like -- seriously look like a slacker to you?


McKay: Yes, yes you do, you slouchy leany slacker thing, you.


McKay: This is a Zed Pee Em. Find it and we can go home. Slack off and we get eaten by space vampires. Chop chop!


Ford: Marines don't slack, McKay. Not unless we have a video camera and access to YouTube. Then we ask Betty White out on dates and lip sync Brittney Spears songs. And even then we work our asses off.


Teyla: I did not notice any "slack" while you were "consulting" with Allina.


Sheppard: Yeah, what's with that shit? Keep that up and I might just sprain an eyebrow.


McKay: What? What are you --? Never mind. ZPM. Home. Timbits. Coffee. Big Macs. New porn. No space vampires. My cat. *whimpers*


"The Brotherhood" 1x16