Title: ...Sh*t in the Other
Authors:
squidgiepdx and
elderwittyPairing: Sheppard/McKay, Parrish/Lorne
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan, Ronon Dex, Evan Lorne, David Parrish, Laura Cadman, Elizabeth Weir, Anne Teldy, Dusty Mehra, Alicia Vega, Alison Porter
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 5,315
Warnings: None (unless a bit of crack is worth warning over)
Notes: Written for the SGA Santa festival. Please note that we took liberty with the SGA timeline, pulling some characters from later seasons into this earlier-seasoned fic. Oh, and the title will make much more sense once you've read the story - we promise!
Summary: "Anyway," Rodney said, "PTX-R65 is a space gate above a planet with peculiar energy readings."
"It's always strange energy readings," John said, earning his own kicked ankle.
The story is over on AO3 here:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/13048644