Title: I'll Take the Frakking Wraith Any Day
Genre: Pure parody and crack
Rating: T.
Word count: ~1400
Warning: None
Spoilers: Anything through Season 5 of both BSG and SGA.
Author Notes: Thanks as always to Koschka for the beta and a ridiculous discussion that resulted in this fic.
Summary: "These people are fucking nuts," Sheppard hissed.
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I'll Take the Frakking Wraith Any Day )
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That was until he looked up and saw Todd standing at the foot of his bed, white hair flowing around bare shoulders that poked out of the skin-tight red dress he wore along with a pair of stiletto heels.
"The Wraith God has a purpose in mind for you, John Sheppard."
That's. Just. Wrong.
So, very, very, wrong.
*wibble*
mommy...
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BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
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Holly M.
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Ahahaha! I think this every godsdamned week!
This was too funny. Poor John. And just think how shocked he would have been had he taken Starbuck up on her offer. *g*
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