Start With Cake by Veredus (Cake or Death Challenge)

[veredus]

Title: Start With Cake
Author: Veredus
Rating: PG, slash
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Spoilers: none that I can think of
Category: humor
Word Count: Um, 3,557
Warnings: None
Summary: There were only two things that Rodney was good at: work and eating. People skills were not on that list, to the non-surprise of all who knew him.
AN: Thanks to lynnmonster for the

Comments

[dirty_smudge]

Atlantis' doors wouldn't let anyone else lean on them

I loved that bit. And why didn't Miko trade her food for real sex? Rodney was probably that desperate.

[veredus]

Atlantis/Sheppard is a favorite OTP of mine.

And why didn't Miko trade her food for real sex?

Miko deserves more than just a few moments in a supply closet. She deserves scented oils, velvet pillows and a whole harem to attend to her needs. *g*

[dirty_smudge]

That is the truth.
I will write a Miko/harem fic. Maybe.

[veredus]

I will write a Miko/harem fic. Maybe.

Do! *throws sparkly harem boys at you*

[dirty_smudge]

Damn, I might actually have to do that. There will be harem girls as well as harem boys. The boys are for foot massages and peeling grapes for her to eat. The girls are for sexual favours.

[veredus]

You know you want to... *throws more harem hotties your way*

[dirty_smudge]

Gah! OK, damn it. I'll write Miko/harem porn

[veredus]

\o/!

[dirty_smudge]

It's not porn, but there's future lesbian orgy potential:

http://dirty-smudge.livejournal.com/10130.html

Happy now? :P

[veredus]

*runs off to read*