Casting Couch by Velocitygrass (Song and Dance Challenge)
Title: Casting Couch
Author: velocitygrass
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: Teen
Wordcount: 172
Summary: Major, do you have any idea how many people want that role?
Disclaimer: Stargate Atlantis doesn't belong to me.
Notes: Thanks to krysalys for quickly going over this :)
Warning/Genre: Crack
"You have to give it to me!"
"I have to? Major, do you have any idea how many people want that role?"
"I'll be good."
"I'm sure. Let's hear it."
John opened his mouth to start singing.
"Not that! Your offer."
"My offer?" John was outraged. Then he quickly said, "A snickers bar."
"You are insulting me, Major."
"Two rations of coffee."
"Hahahahaha," Rodney laughed, his body shaking dramatically. John was glad he couldn't cast himself. "Ha," Rodney added looking at John with an all too familiar air of superiority.
John's eyes narrowed and he smiled wickedly. He'd wipe that look off Rodney's face.
John dropped to his knees, spread Rodney's legs with his hands and ran them up Rodney's thighs, until they were left and right of where Rodney's pants were now tenting rapidly. Then he started rubbing his thumbs firmly against Rodney's length.
"You won't regret it. I've been working very hard on my technique since I was fifteen."
~~
John Sheppard's rendition of "Don't Cry for Me, Atlantis" became legend.
Author: velocitygrass
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: Teen
Wordcount: 172
Summary: Major, do you have any idea how many people want that role?
Disclaimer: Stargate Atlantis doesn't belong to me.
Notes: Thanks to krysalys for quickly going over this :)
Warning/Genre: Crack
"You have to give it to me!"
"I have to? Major, do you have any idea how many people want that role?"
"I'll be good."
"I'm sure. Let's hear it."
John opened his mouth to start singing.
"Not that! Your offer."
"My offer?" John was outraged. Then he quickly said, "A snickers bar."
"You are insulting me, Major."
"Two rations of coffee."
"Hahahahaha," Rodney laughed, his body shaking dramatically. John was glad he couldn't cast himself. "Ha," Rodney added looking at John with an all too familiar air of superiority.
John's eyes narrowed and he smiled wickedly. He'd wipe that look off Rodney's face.
John dropped to his knees, spread Rodney's legs with his hands and ran them up Rodney's thighs, until they were left and right of where Rodney's pants were now tenting rapidly. Then he started rubbing his thumbs firmly against Rodney's length.
"You won't regret it. I've been working very hard on my technique since I was fifteen."
~~
John Sheppard's rendition of "Don't Cry for Me, Atlantis" became legend.