Wraith to the Left, by Cyanne
Title: Wraith to the Left
Author: Cyanne (silver_cyanne)
Challenge: Shark
Pairing: Ever so slightly McShep.
Rated: G, although should be S for Silly
Spoilers: Through Aurora. Not going to mention individual eps because I hope figuring it out will be part of the fun.
Disclaimer: Fins is by Jimmy Buffett, Stargate Atlantis and its characters are owned by various corporate conglomerations, none of the above are mine.
Summary: Song parody of Jimmy Buffett's Fins. Technically not a story, hope it's okay but delete if not.
Notes: Song can be found here or here, original lyrics can be found here. The fact that this is the first thing that I've managed to finish since June, not to mention the first one in SGA, scares the hell out of me. Apologies in advance to everyone involved.
He came here to Atlantis
Just a quick step through the 'Gate
Looking for an Ancient city
Hoping just to stay alive
He's got a lab out on the ocean
But they kinda woke the Wraith
They cruise around in scary darts
And they cull all over the place
Chorus:
Can't you see 'em wakin' up, Rodney
Can't you feel 'em reaching for you
You've got Wraith to the left
Wraith to the right
And you're the smartest snack around
Oh oh
Oh oh
You've got Wraith to the left
Wraith to the right
And you're the only geek around
Took a jumper to a desert planet
Fifteen hours flying "straight"
Shooting guns in the sand
with his Air Force man
Tryin' to stay alive and get home
But now they're coming to get you
Hive ships flying in fast
Get the shields up
don't really wanna die
Sending letters home
just in case
Can't you see 'em wakin' up, Rodney
Can't you feel 'em reaching for you
You've got Wraith to the left
Wraith to the right
And you're the only geek around
Found a ship called Aurora
It was floating almost dead out there
Slide in a pod and interface
Maybe find a way to win
But now he's gotta go in after John
'cause he got himself thrown in jail
Don't be distracted by
that pretty girl
It's a creature
who can kill with her hands
Can't you see 'em wakin' up, Rodney
Can't you feel 'em reaching for you
You've got Wraith to the left
Wraith to the right
And you're the smartest snack around
You've got Wraith to the left
Wraith to the right
And you're the only geek around
Author: Cyanne (silver_cyanne)
Challenge: Shark
Pairing: Ever so slightly McShep.
Rated: G, although should be S for Silly
Spoilers: Through Aurora. Not going to mention individual eps because I hope figuring it out will be part of the fun.
Disclaimer: Fins is by Jimmy Buffett, Stargate Atlantis and its characters are owned by various corporate conglomerations, none of the above are mine.
Summary: Song parody of Jimmy Buffett's Fins. Technically not a story, hope it's okay but delete if not.
Notes: Song can be found here or here, original lyrics can be found here. The fact that this is the first thing that I've managed to finish since June, not to mention the first one in SGA, scares the hell out of me. Apologies in advance to everyone involved.
He came here to Atlantis
Just a quick step through the 'Gate
Looking for an Ancient city
Hoping just to stay alive
He's got a lab out on the ocean
But they kinda woke the Wraith
They cruise around in scary darts
And they cull all over the place
Chorus:
Can't you see 'em wakin' up, Rodney
Can't you feel 'em reaching for you
You've got Wraith to the left
Wraith to the right
And you're the smartest snack around
Oh oh
Oh oh
You've got Wraith to the left
Wraith to the right
And you're the only geek around
Took a jumper to a desert planet
Fifteen hours flying "straight"
Shooting guns in the sand
with his Air Force man
Tryin' to stay alive and get home
But now they're coming to get you
Hive ships flying in fast
Get the shields up
don't really wanna die
Sending letters home
just in case
Can't you see 'em wakin' up, Rodney
Can't you feel 'em reaching for you
You've got Wraith to the left
Wraith to the right
And you're the only geek around
Found a ship called Aurora
It was floating almost dead out there
Slide in a pod and interface
Maybe find a way to win
But now he's gotta go in after John
'cause he got himself thrown in jail
Don't be distracted by
that pretty girl
It's a creature
who can kill with her hands
Can't you see 'em wakin' up, Rodney
Can't you feel 'em reaching for you
You've got Wraith to the left
Wraith to the right
And you're the smartest snack around
You've got Wraith to the left
Wraith to the right
And you're the only geek around