Fic: You Need Professional Help, by Ellex, rated K
Title: You Need Professional Help
Author: ellex42
Skirt challenge
Category: Drabble
Rated: K for kid friendly
Summary: A short conversation between McKay and Beckett reveals one of McKay's stranger personality quirks.
A/N: My first and probably only real drabble, at exactly 100 words.
“Well, Carson, this is my famed collection of hospital gowns. This one is from Johns Hopkins...and this one is from Cook County...and this is from the research base in Siberia...and this is the real prize of my collection: from the infirmary at Area 51. They keep track of these babies with magnetic strips sewn into the cloth. No one else outside of Groom Lake has one. No, don't touch it! The oils on your skin could stain the cloth! Just keep your hands to yourself. Now I'm sorry I showed it to you."
”Rodney, I think you need professional help...”
Author: ellex42
Skirt challenge
Category: Drabble
Rated: K for kid friendly
Summary: A short conversation between McKay and Beckett reveals one of McKay's stranger personality quirks.
A/N: My first and probably only real drabble, at exactly 100 words.
“Well, Carson, this is my famed collection of hospital gowns. This one is from Johns Hopkins...and this one is from Cook County...and this is from the research base in Siberia...and this is the real prize of my collection: from the infirmary at Area 51. They keep track of these babies with magnetic strips sewn into the cloth. No one else outside of Groom Lake has one. No, don't touch it! The oils on your skin could stain the cloth! Just keep your hands to yourself. Now I'm sorry I showed it to you."
”Rodney, I think you need professional help...”