Crackfic thisaway! And belated happy birthday to the Cheese Elf.

[sg_fignewton]

So I posted serious crackfic. Is that an oxymoron?

It was screened until today because it's also a contribution to one_prompt, but you can find it here!

And a belated happy birthday to kalquessa! I will happily take a birthday fic prompt, only don't count on any kind of timetable. :)