Five things Daniel found in Jack’s porn stash.sidljFebruary 1 2008, 19:08:44 UTC
National Geographic magazine, May 1966. Daniel smiled. Nostalgia porn.
Big Busted Babes II, on VHS. Daniel nodded. He would have been surprised if he hadn’t found something of that nature. He knew Jack.
A tattered paperback copy of “Song of the Loon”. Jack?? Native American porn complete with flowery gay love poems? Maybe he didn’t know Jack quite as well as he thought he did.
Semen Ahoy! Huh. Navy porn? Daniel blinked. At least it wasn’t Marines. But, still….
Okay, this was more what he’d expected. Big Dicks, Tight Holes. He held it out to a nervously waiting Jack. “Let’s watch this one.”
Five things Daniel found in Jack's porn stash.starglyphFebruary 4 2008, 15:12:52 UTC
1 Guns and Ammo Magazine A P-90 centerfold? And what the hell is that spattered all over it?
2 Several episodes of the TV show ‘24’. Okay, maybe there’s a resemblance, but no way do I look like that when I come.
3 A much-washed, olive green bandana. I knew it!
4 A journal, written in Arabic, full of extremely detailed sexual thoughts and fantasies. I looked for this one for months! And here I thought he was some kind of mind-reader. Wait, Jack knows Arabic?
5. A photograph of Daniel asleep on his own couch: pants around his thighs, flaccid penis, come-streaked belly. Damn Covert Ops. Still, I do look pretty hot.
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Big Busted Babes II, on VHS. Daniel nodded. He would have been surprised if he hadn’t found something of that nature. He knew Jack.
A tattered paperback copy of “Song of the Loon”. Jack?? Native American porn complete with flowery gay love poems? Maybe he didn’t know Jack quite as well as he thought he did.
Semen Ahoy! Huh. Navy porn? Daniel blinked. At least it wasn’t Marines. But, still….
Okay, this was more what he’d expected. Big Dicks, Tight Holes. He held it out to a nervously waiting Jack. “Let’s watch this one.”
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Oh, man, I am glad I'm not drinking anything.
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2 Several episodes of the TV show ‘24’. Okay, maybe there’s a resemblance, but no way do I look like that when I come.
3 A much-washed, olive green bandana. I knew it!
4 A journal, written in Arabic, full of extremely detailed sexual thoughts and fantasies. I looked for this one for months! And here I thought he was some kind of mind-reader. Wait, Jack knows Arabic?
5. A photograph of Daniel asleep on his own couch: pants around his thighs, flaccid penis, come-streaked belly. Damn Covert Ops. Still, I do look pretty hot.
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*ahahaha*
These are all great. :D
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The National Geographic was a lovely touch, but the "Semen Ahoy"!!!.......
It hurts to laugh that much.
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