Five things Jack found in Daniel’s porn stash.sidljJanuary 29 2008, 22:18:11 UTC
AU #1. Daniel didn’t have a porn stash. Jack looked high and low. He worried what that might say about Daniel, then worried what it said about him that he worried what it said about Daniel. Then he went home and downloaded pictures of big-boobed woman from the internet to prove how completely normal he was
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Five things Jack found in Daniel's porn stash.starglyphFebruary 4 2008, 15:19:53 UTC
1. The complete series of MacGyver on DVD. Huh. I guess he is kinda hot looking. I wonder if Daniel’d notice if I borrowed some of these.
2. An 18th century book of reproductions from Greek vases, Roman frescoes and Renaissance paintings, all showing men involved in sexual acts. Geek. Ooh. This one looks like fun.
3. A hardcover copy of Naked Truths: Women, Sexuality and Gender in Classical Art and Archaeology. Ya little shit.
4. An English dictionary, extensively marked up with highlighted words and phrases. Figures.5. A home video of Jack jerking off. It wasn’t really a very good video. Because, just in case it was ever found, Daniel had been careful not to include the face, or the dog tags. Of course, someone might recognize the thumb, curled in a tight fist around the hard cock. They might be able to identify the lean fingers, rolling and pulling the heavy balls. And the video was kind of shaky because Daniel couldn’t help but jerk off at the same time. Jack’s breathing couldn’t be heard, because Daniel’s heavy panting was a
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2. An 18th century book of reproductions from Greek vases, Roman frescoes and Renaissance paintings, all showing men involved in sexual acts. Geek. Ooh. This one looks like fun.
3. A hardcover copy of Naked Truths: Women, Sexuality and Gender in Classical Art and Archaeology. Ya little shit.
4. An English dictionary, extensively marked up with highlighted words and phrases. Figures.5. A home video of Jack jerking off. It wasn’t really a very good video. Because, just in case it was ever found, Daniel had been careful not to include the face, or the dog tags. Of course, someone might recognize the thumb, curled in a tight fist around the hard cock. They might be able to identify the lean fingers, rolling and pulling the heavy balls. And the video was kind of shaky because Daniel couldn’t help but jerk off at the same time. Jack’s breathing couldn’t be heard, because Daniel’s heavy panting was a ( ... )
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#5: Guh! Oh my.
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