Re: I'm Not Preggars, I Swearkatie_mJanuary 21 2008, 21:38:49 UTC
"This is unecessary," Teal'c rumbled in his low, soothing voice. Daniel watched, torn between laughing hysterically and trying to yank the poor doctor away from the Jaffa. "I am without child."
I'm Not Preggars, I Swear (pt 2)tresa_choJanuary 21 2008, 15:19:02 UTC
4. Jack groaned and drew his hand over his face. "Come again?" he whinged softly.
"Pregnancy tests, Jack. To test if we're pregnant," Daniel reiterated impatiently.
"Daniel, I don't know about you, but last time I checked I was pretty male. Males don't get pregnant."
"Here they can, evidently. Just go with it, Jack. When in Rome..." Daniel let the saying trail off.
"Where exactly are they going to stick that thing?" Jack asked, watching the doctor approach warily.
"Jack," Daniel warned before Jack could swat at the doctor.
"Daniel," Jack retorted, eyes still on the doctor as he moved around to Jack's six.
"Just relax, it can't be too - yipe!" Daniel jumped about a foot in the air and whirled to find a doctor at his back, holding out a cold prod. The doctor had finished his attack, and Daniel, now flushed brilliantly red, closed the hospital gown around his backside. A curse from Jack let him know the other doctor had gotten the better of the flyboy
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Re: I'm Not Preggars, I Swear (pt 2)niamaeaJanuary 22 2008, 06:21:10 UTC
Bwahaha! These are all wonderfully funny.
"DanielJackson, will you tell this man that if he touches me with that I will be forced to break his jaw?" Teal'c said, no change evident in his tone of voice.
Hysterical. My roommate was very confused as to what I was laughing at and there was noooo way to explain. ;P
Five pregnancy tests members of SG-1 have taken or witnessedsidljJanuary 21 2008, 16:59:13 UTC
1 and 2. Sam took one before she gave the ring back to Jonas Hansen. It must just have been her growing stress levels affecting her hormones. She was never so relieved as when the result was negative, because she didn’t know what she would have done otherwise. Marriage, abortion and motherhood all seemed equally dreadful at that point in time, with her career and her future balanced on a precipice. The strain of having waited while her mind raced in dizzying circles proved too much and she found herself on her knees next to the toilet bowl, puking up what little she’d managed to eat in the last few days
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OT4 FTW!
*is laughing*
These are all very interesting. Vala's is so, so sad.
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Ha! Oh, Teal'c.
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"Pregnancy tests, Jack. To test if we're pregnant," Daniel reiterated impatiently.
"Daniel, I don't know about you, but last time I checked I was pretty male. Males don't get pregnant."
"Here they can, evidently. Just go with it, Jack. When in Rome..." Daniel let the saying trail off.
"Where exactly are they going to stick that thing?" Jack asked, watching the doctor approach warily.
"Jack," Daniel warned before Jack could swat at the doctor.
"Daniel," Jack retorted, eyes still on the doctor as he moved around to Jack's six.
"Just relax, it can't be too - yipe!" Daniel jumped about a foot in the air and whirled to find a doctor at his back, holding out a cold prod. The doctor had finished his attack, and Daniel, now flushed brilliantly red, closed the hospital gown around his backside. A curse from Jack let him know the other doctor had gotten the better of the flyboy ( ... )
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"DanielJackson, will you tell this man that if he touches me with that I will be forced to break his jaw?" Teal'c said, no change evident in his tone of voice.
Hysterical. My roommate was very confused as to what I was laughing at and there was noooo way to explain. ;P
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