1. She got laid by Jack. 2. She got laid by Daniel. 3. She got laid by Mitchell. 4. She got laid by Teal'c. 5. She got pregnant but she doesn't know which one did it.
Five ways it ended happily for Samantha CartersidljJune 24 2007, 19:35:58 UTC
Quintuplets.
Advanced medical knowledge garnered from offworld allies helped her carry to full term, ensuring that each baby had the chance to develop properly and be born healthy. Three boys and two girls, so naturally Cam dubbed them Mini SG-1. Daniel’s deft hands made quick work of diaper changes, and Auntie Vala was an eager babysitter when Sam needed a break. Jack claimed the rights of godfather over the infants, and could make the most stubborn tears dry up when he cooed about Minnesota. And Teal’c’s strong arms were big enough to embrace his entire family.
Re: Five ways it ended happily for Samantha CartersidljJune 29 2007, 12:48:37 UTC
Goodness knows where the idea came from! *peers inside brain for a clue* I suppose it's just really obvious to me that Sam's baby-making hormones are waving semaphore flags at every male in her vicinity. LOL
(And it doesn't hurt that AT has started the baby-making process at this point in her life)
Five ways it ended happily for Samantha Carterdhae_knightJune 25 2007, 06:27:27 UTC
#1: ”So... dad. Who's that with Sam?”
”Oh, that's Colonel Jack O'Neill, Sam's commanding officer.”
”They look... close?”
”I know what you're thinking, Mark, but it isn't like that. Sure, there was some attraction at first, but Sammie got over it. It wasn't going to happen, anyway. Now they're just really good friends. I think it's been the best for both of them.”
#2: ”Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to join Pete Shanahan and Samantha Carter in holy matrimony...”
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1. She got laid by Jack.
2. She got laid by Daniel.
3. She got laid by Mitchell.
4. She got laid by Teal'c.
5. She got pregnant but she doesn't know which one did it.
And everyone lived to tell the tale.
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And personally - I think Sam needs to get laid more... ;-)
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Advanced medical knowledge garnered from offworld allies helped her carry to full term, ensuring that each baby had the chance to develop properly and be born healthy. Three boys and two girls, so naturally Cam dubbed them Mini SG-1. Daniel’s deft hands made quick work of diaper changes, and Auntie Vala was an eager babysitter when Sam needed a break. Jack claimed the rights of godfather over the infants, and could make the most stubborn tears dry up when he cooed about Minnesota. And Teal’c’s strong arms were big enough to embrace his entire family.
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(And it doesn't hurt that AT has started the baby-making process at this point in her life)
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”Oh, that's Colonel Jack O'Neill, Sam's commanding officer.”
”They look... close?”
”I know what you're thinking, Mark, but it isn't like that. Sure, there was some attraction at first, but Sammie got over it. It wasn't going to happen, anyway. Now they're just really good friends. I think it's been the best for both of them.”
#2: ”Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to join Pete Shanahan and Samantha Carter in holy matrimony...”
#3: ”Do you ever miss Selmac ( ... )
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Oh, and now I'm pondering writing more Grunt and Flyboy fic...
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