Prompt 13.06

[starglyph]

Five times Elizabeth bit her tongue.

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[sidlj]

1. The time John and Rodney responded to a summons to her office by rushing in wearing, quite obviously, each other’s t-shirts.
2. The time Ronon farted. The look in everyone’s eyes. She had to bite her tongue to keep from laughing.
3. The time Colonel Caldwell told her she could keep her job - he’d decided he really didn’t want it after all. She bit her tongue to keep from pointing out to him that he didn’t make those decisions, and that if he meant he’d decided she was competent, why not say so?
4. The time Sheppard’s team brought the naked aliens through the Stargate for a friendly visit. Naturally, John hadn’t said a word over the radio to prepare her. She let him have it later, though. Even his hair had deflated.
5. The time she attempted just a little too much in the way of multi-tasking. On her computer, on a com link with several people, in a live meeting, and eating a very, very late lunch. She bit into her sandwich and her howl startled twelve percent of the Atlantis population.

[sidlj]

Even his hair had deflated.

That's good. That's great. *is still laughing*

[sidlj]

Thanks! :-D

[dhae_knight]

#1 - YES!
#4... hair *snorfle*.

[sidlj]

:-D Glad you liked!

[advection]

Very funny how the yelp from that last, literal biting-of-tongue went out over the com -- startled twelve percent of the Atlantis population, lol.

[sidlj]

I spent far too long trying to come up with the perfect percentage. ;-)

Ha, that was probably why this (my last post) missed the unscreening by a hair's breadth. *giggle*

[msbeata]

1 and 2 cracked me up!

[sidlj]

Can't you just picture both of those?

:-D