Five Things Included in the Unofficial "Welcome to SGC" Briefingent_alter_egoJanuary 8 2011, 06:01:26 UTC
1. It is in everyone’s best interest to keep Dr. Jackson, Major Carter, and Teal’c happy. This is because when Colonel O’Neill’s ‘kids’ aren’t happy, he isn’t happy. And if Colonel O’Neill isn’t happy, nobody’s happy
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Five things included in the unofficial "Welcome to SGC" briefinglilyleia78January 18 2011, 00:50:15 UTC
Follow proper protocol when you find artifacts. If you fail to do so, no one will intercede with Dr. Jackson on your behalf. He's scary and you are on your own.
Do not touch anything in Lab 4C. It may look empty, but it belongs to Dr. McKay when he's on Earth and he's almost as scary as Dr. Jackson - maybe more if you value your self esteem at all.
Never, ever touch anything without permission. Especially if you have the gene.
Never assume you know more than someone in the field just because they have a Dr. in front of their name instead of a Colonel.
Do not insult Star Wars or fans of Star Wars anywhere on base. It will get back to Teal'c. Just, trust us on this one.
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(...okay, there may be a correlation.)
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All these so true!
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Deeds xx
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there’s always a few pots of coffee brewing in the mess hall. take as much as you want, just make a fresh pot if you take the last of it.
avoid dr. lee’s lab whenever he’s experimenting.
odd stuff happens on level 13, don’t worry about anything you might see or hear there, no one’s ever been hurt. yet.
we recommend additional life insurance. especially if you have dependents.
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And are you sure about #2 when Dr.Jackson is in? *g*
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Do not touch anything in Lab 4C. It may look empty, but it belongs to Dr. McKay when he's on Earth and he's almost as scary as Dr. Jackson - maybe more if you value your self esteem at all.
Never, ever touch anything without permission. Especially if you have the gene.
Never assume you know more than someone in the field just because they have a Dr. in front of their name instead of a Colonel.
Do not insult Star Wars or fans of Star Wars anywhere on base. It will get back to Teal'c. Just, trust us on this one.
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(and enjoyed these)
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