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Prompt 100.5

Jun 22, 2010 17:18

Five mission reports written in 100 words or fewer

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Five mission reports written in 100 words or fewer penknife June 27 2010, 18:02:32 UTC

P42-781

Planet duly surveyed.

Found to contain: one swamp. Some plants. No valuable mineral deposits. No ruins. No sign of sentient life.

However, if immense swarms of giant mosquitoes are ever found to be of strategic value to the SGC, we have identified an ideal source.

--Col. Jack O'Neill

P29-434

We arrived on the planet. At least, we're pretty sure we did, because later we dialed out from the planet. However, as none of our recording devices seem to have functioned while we were there and nobody remembers a single thing between leaving the SGC and returning, I'm not sure what else to say here. We could go back, but chances seem good that we wouldn't remember that, either. I think we should probably just file it under "one of those days."

--Dr. Daniel Jackson

PR4-770We arrived to find the stargate surrounded by angry warriors who fired upon us as soon as we arrived. We fought them, but many more arrived to join them. It became clear that we were unlikely to be victorious. Colonel O'Neill ordered that we return ( ... )

Re: Five mission reports written in 100 words or fewer iamrosalita July 5 2010, 20:51:55 UTC

Ha! These are great!

Re: Five mission reports written in 100 words or fewer penknife July 5 2010, 23:58:48 UTC

Thank you!

Re: Five mission reports written in 100 words or fewer fhartman July 5 2010, 20:56:08 UTC

These are *awesome*. Number 1 made me burst out laughing - I heard it in Jack's exact tone of dry post-mission snark. And leave it to Sam to destroy YET ANOTHER PLANET.

::sigh:: I miss my team...

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Five mission reports written in 100 words or less shena8 July 1 2010, 02:03:12 UTC

Title: Five mission reports written in 100 words or less
Author: Shenandoah Risu
Rating: PG-13
Content Flags: mention of adult subject matter
Spoilers: SGU Season 1, up to "Sabotage"
Word Count: 5x100
Summary: Just what it says on the lid.
Characters: Young, Greer, Scott, Chloe, Eli
Author's Notes: Written for the 100th prompt series at sg1_five_things.

Thanks for reading! Feedback = Love. ;-)

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Five mission reports written in 100 words or less

Everett Young ( ... )

Re: Five mission reports written in 100 words or less ziparumpazoo July 5 2010, 21:47:02 UTC

'Dora the Explorer' ha ha ha. Really liked all the variations of the exact same mission, but Young's dry, matter of fact report, and Eli's much more colorful ones take the cake.
(also was tickled to see that you'd written an entry for each of the prompts! That was a nice treat to find :)
(edited for smartphone autocorrect fail)

Re: Five mission reports written in 100 words or less shena8 July 5 2010, 22:41:44 UTC

I'm so glad you liked it - thanks for letting me know! I try to write for every prompt that could work for SGU. These were all fun to write!

Re: Five mission reports written in 100 words or less aurora_novarum July 6 2010, 00:11:18 UTC

Cute ways to look at the same missions. Everyone's voices sounded pretty on point too!

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Five SGA mission reports written in 100 words or fewer smilebackwards July 5 2010, 00:50:13 UTC

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Re: Five SGA mission reports written in 100 words or fewer smilebackwards July 5 2010, 22:28:07 UTC

LOL!!! Thank you.
Lesasaur

Re: Five SGA mission reports written in 100 words or fewer archersangel July 5 2010, 22:54:45 UTC

short & sweet

Re: Five SGA mission reports written in 100 words or fewer the_summoning_d July 6 2010, 10:48:45 UTC

This is brilliant <3 Absolutely spot on!

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Five SG-1 mission reports written in 100 words or fewer smilebackwards July 5 2010, 04:09:47 UTC

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Re: Five SG-1 mission reports written in 100 words or fewer smilebackwards July 5 2010, 22:30:41 UTC

And you did it again. SG-1 will always be my favourite!! Thank you.
Lesasaur

Re: Five SG-1 mission reports written in 100 words or fewer archersangel July 5 2010, 23:00:16 UTC

LOL @ jack teaching the unas english

Re: Five SG-1 mission reports written in 100 words or fewer penknife July 5 2010, 23:57:35 UTC

Hee! These are charming.

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Five Mission Reports of 100 Words or Fewer ent_alter_ego July 5 2010, 04:37:02 UTC

P1Y-705 is not uninhabited as previously believed. We were greeted by a large mob armed with muskets. Did not need Dr. Jackson to translate the shouting and waving of weapons. Took MALP and gated home. Suggest more extensive surveillance protocols ( ... )

Re: Five Mission Reports of 100 Words or Fewer quarryquest July 5 2010, 22:07:46 UTC

I would use LOL but having ready up about the use of it on Wikipedia mdr 'morte de rire' (French: Death by laughing) is probably a better use of a descriptive texting abbreviation.

We could so with another five of these funny reports.

Re: Five Mission Reports of 100 Words or Fewer penknife July 5 2010, 23:58:16 UTC

Hee! There should definitely be mission reports that include the words "presumed trampled."

Re: Five Mission Reports of 100 Words or Fewer aurora_novarum July 6 2010, 00:12:53 UTC

hee hee hee. "presumed trampled" Those poor MALPs!

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