5 Things Jack Packed in Daniel's SuitcasestargatebabeNovember 30 2006, 13:57:16 UTC
1. A yo-yo to remind Daniel not to be so serious all the time. He wanted Daniel to remember that life is fun. Besides, it's a little poke at Daniel taking Anise/Freya up on her offer of lamashen...heh heh heh (sex) during the zatarc testing.
2. Ascension for Dummies: handbook he ghost authored out of spite because he actually ascended during Abyss and came back which is why he wouldn't let Daniel help him ascend AGAIN.
3. Chocolate walnut cookies he baked himself. He wanted Daniel to know he could cook more than beer omelets. Besides he lost a bet which embarrassed the heck out of him and he is bribing Daniel to keep it quiet.
4. The Book: Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. Because he wants Daniel to get laid. And since Daniel over thinks everything, at least it would provide some direction. After all MEN don't ask for directions.
5. A copy of 'Homes and Land' for Northern Virginia where the Pentagon is located to give Daniel the idea he should move there too. He figured if Daniel used it for bathroom reading eventually the meaning would come out.
2. Ascension for Dummies: handbook he ghost authored out of spite because he actually ascended during Abyss and came back which is why he wouldn't let Daniel help him ascend AGAIN.
3. Chocolate walnut cookies he baked himself. He wanted Daniel to know he could cook more than beer omelets. Besides he lost a bet which embarrassed the heck out of him and he is bribing Daniel to keep it quiet.
4. The Book: Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. Because he wants Daniel to get laid. And since Daniel over thinks everything, at least it would provide some direction. After all MEN don't ask for directions.
5. A copy of 'Homes and Land' for Northern Virginia where the Pentagon is located to give Daniel the idea he should move there too. He figured if Daniel used it for bathroom reading eventually the meaning would come out.
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#5 is sneaky!Jack at his best, lol.
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Ha! These are Very fun.
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Beer omelets - hee.
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