SG-1 visits Disneyworld #4.jenlevMarch 7 2009, 03:06:01 UTC
Disney's Studios - Star Tours. This ride lasts for a few minutes of gleeful fun. It's a flight simulator that one reaches by meandering through a line that goes through a Star Wars space port, complete with worker droids and a few aliens (after Return of the Jedi.). This includes life sized somewhat-working models of R2-D2 and C-3PO. the outside of the ride is set up too look like an Ewok village. oh, and there's a 35-foot-tall imperial walker by the entrance.
The pilot of your little space trip is a robot who's never made the trip before. I know, you've 'got a bad feeling about that'. Once you settle in you're supposed to go to the Moon of Endor, but end up flying through a comet and attacking an Imperial Star destroyer. Then you return to the space station and crawl out to a cool store that sells Yoda masks, Yoda pez, and shot glasses that proclaim you are a Jedi master. Everyone should have some of this stuff.
SG-1 checks out "Star Tours"
Jack: "Teal'c, you gotta try this." Teal'c: "Would it not be simpler to return to the SGC and take out one of our own vehicles?" Jack: "Believe me, there's no way we're going to run across an army of Ewoks in our neck of the, er, woods." Sam: "I don't know, there are some places where life evolved in a furrier manner." Daniel: "And where they don't actually speak the King's English." Jack: "Oh, you're just bitter about P7S-302." Daniel: "You just had to teach them how to sing 'I'm a Little Tea-Pot', didn't you?" Jack: "Heh, they looked just like Mrs. Potts." Teal'c: "I believe that statue of the robot is moving O'Neill." Sam: "I wonder how much maintenance they have to do on a daily basis to keep it all synchronized." Daniel: "Can you imagine what it would be like to work here? They must get such a wide range of visitors." Jack: "Geeks, nerds, fans --" Sam: "Speak for yourself." Teal'c: "These seats are quite small." Jack: "Don't worry, it'll be over before you know it."
A few minutes later in the buy-everything-now-store:
Teal'c: "O'Neill, you are a much better pilot than the robot." Jack: "Hell, Daniel's a better pilot." Daniel: "OK Jack, Here's your Yoda mask." Jack: "Forget it, I'm not wearing it." Daniel: "You promised. If I'm going to, so are you." Teal'c: "I shall endeavor to see if it fits." Daniel: "Come on Sam, it'll look great." Jack: "So help me, if this photo ever sees the light of day, you're toast." Sam: "I want an eight by ten framed for the briefing room."
The pilot of your little space trip is a robot who's never made the trip before. I know, you've 'got a bad feeling about that'. Once you settle in you're supposed to go to the Moon of Endor, but end up flying through a comet and attacking an Imperial Star destroyer. Then you return to the space station and crawl out to a cool store that sells Yoda masks, Yoda pez, and shot glasses that proclaim you are a Jedi master. Everyone should have some of this stuff.
SG-1 checks out "Star Tours"
Jack: "Teal'c, you gotta try this."
Teal'c: "Would it not be simpler to return to the SGC and take out one of our own vehicles?"
Jack: "Believe me, there's no way we're going to run across an army of Ewoks in our neck of the, er, woods."
Sam: "I don't know, there are some places where life evolved in a furrier manner."
Daniel: "And where they don't actually speak the King's English."
Jack: "Oh, you're just bitter about P7S-302."
Daniel: "You just had to teach them how to sing 'I'm a Little Tea-Pot', didn't you?"
Jack: "Heh, they looked just like Mrs. Potts."
Teal'c: "I believe that statue of the robot is moving O'Neill."
Sam: "I wonder how much maintenance they have to do on a daily basis to keep it all synchronized."
Daniel: "Can you imagine what it would be like to work here? They must get such a wide range of visitors."
Jack: "Geeks, nerds, fans --"
Sam: "Speak for yourself."
Teal'c: "These seats are quite small."
Jack: "Don't worry, it'll be over before you know it."
Daniel: "Whee!!!!"
Sam: "Whee!!!"
Jack: "Yeehaw!"
Teal'c: *Grin*
A few minutes later in the buy-everything-now-store:
Teal'c: "O'Neill, you are a much better pilot than the robot."
Jack: "Hell, Daniel's a better pilot."
Daniel: "OK Jack, Here's your Yoda mask."
Jack: "Forget it, I'm not wearing it."
Daniel: "You promised. If I'm going to, so are you."
Teal'c: "I shall endeavor to see if it fits."
Daniel: "Come on Sam, it'll look great."
Jack: "So help me, if this photo ever sees the light of day, you're toast."
Sam: "I want an eight by ten framed for the briefing room."
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