SG-1 visits Disneyworld #3.jenlevMarch 7 2009, 03:05:21 UTC
EPCOT: Spaceship Earth. First, here's a little background information: spaceship earth is a really uber-cheesy baaaad ride about the history of human communication. It starts with cave folks painting stuff on walls, then wanders through ancient egypt and greece, the burning of rome, the renaissance, telephone operators in the late 1800's, present times, and then on to the space-age world. It ends with a view of a glittering future metropolis complete with pretty pretty lights. (Since I wrote this it's been redone. It's still cheesy in a delightful way.)
SG-1 contemplates a bit of history.
Daniel: "They got those cave paintings wrong. Look, that one's even backwards."
Sam: "If they had little Naquada generators on these motorized carts they'd be quieter, not so bumpy."
Daniel: "Wait, where did they get those hieroglyphics from? That's awful!"
Jack: "Is that burning bacon I smell coming from behind the broken pillar?"
Daniel: "Oh please, they could have used a real illuminated manuscript as a model."
Jack: "Will you stop with the historical bitching already?"
Sam: "Do you suppose those statues are motion sensitive?"
Teal'c: "What are those bumps in the back of the women's dresses?"
Daniel: "It's called a bustle--"
Jack: "Don't look Teal'c, it will ruin you for life."
Sam: "Not to mention what it did to the women."
Daniel: "If you think that's bad, what about corset the men wore on P7W-499?"
Jack: "Ya know that future city would look kind of cool with a mini Stargate in it."
SG-1 contemplates a bit of history.
Daniel: "They got those cave paintings wrong. Look, that one's even backwards."
Sam: "If they had little Naquada generators on these motorized carts they'd be quieter, not so bumpy."
Daniel: "Wait, where did they get those hieroglyphics from? That's awful!"
Jack: "Is that burning bacon I smell coming from behind the broken pillar?"
Daniel: "Oh please, they could have used a real illuminated manuscript as a model."
Jack: "Will you stop with the historical bitching already?"
Sam: "Do you suppose those statues are motion sensitive?"
Teal'c: "What are those bumps in the back of the women's dresses?"
Daniel: "It's called a bustle--"
Jack: "Don't look Teal'c, it will ruin you for life."
Sam: "Not to mention what it did to the women."
Daniel: "If you think that's bad, what about corset the men wore on P7W-499?"
Jack: "Ya know that future city would look kind of cool with a mini Stargate in it."
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And thank you, I'm so glad you laughed! I like to think that the team would ultimately have fun in WDW. :)
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