Five earth foods Teal'c has found he can't standsidljOctober 12 2008, 16:57:41 UTC
1. Succotash. He loves the word, loves the way it rolls off his tongue, loves the way it sounds as though it should contain an apostrophe or two. But succotash itself… sucks.
2. Okra. Oprah he likes. Opera he has learned to tolerate. Okra is an abomination.
3. Mushrooms. They are fungus. No more is required to be said.
4. Blue cheese. Roquefort, Maytag, Gorgonzola, Stilton. Again with the fungus.
5. Lemons. Lemonade. The lemon chicken that the mess hall offers every other week. Even, to O’Neill’s sorrow, lemon meringue pie. “Tart,” they all tell him. “Bitter”, his taste buds reply. It’s a matter of taste. It is not an allergy. The last thing Teal’c wants is to have anything in common with Rodney McKay.
The 5 Earth Foods Teal'c can't stomachcrevanfoxOctober 13 2008, 18:07:24 UTC
Frozen Yogurt -he loves ice cream, has in fact stabbed the overly eager hands that tried to steal a spoonful, but frozen yogurt just disgusts him.
Jello, but only the green kind -ever since O'Neill took him to the place where humans do battle in rings of Jello he can't seem to put the same colour into his mouth. The battle was not the combat between warriors he had expected.
Spinach and mushrooms -they're just gross.
Anything with chili peppers -although Teal'c enjoys the spicy taste, they upset Junior. The taste isn't worth the hours of his symbiote roiling around and agitating him.
Baklava -it reminds him of the sweet bread his mother used to make. The same recipe his wife made on their first anniversay as a surprise, having begged the recipe off one of his Aunts. Every time he eats it he is reminded of all the people he will likely never see again, who now revile him.
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2. brussel sprouts
3. calamari
4. anything with a lot of cinnamon, nutmeg or ginger
5. prairie oysters
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Hey, don't point that staff weapon at me! I agree with you 100% about the liver!
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2. Okra. Oprah he likes. Opera he has learned to tolerate. Okra is an abomination.
3. Mushrooms. They are fungus. No more is required to be said.
4. Blue cheese. Roquefort, Maytag, Gorgonzola, Stilton. Again with the fungus.
5. Lemons. Lemonade. The lemon chicken that the mess hall offers every other week. Even, to O’Neill’s sorrow, lemon meringue pie. “Tart,” they all tell him. “Bitter”, his taste buds reply. It’s a matter of taste. It is not an allergy. The last thing Teal’c wants is to have anything in common with Rodney McKay.
Jaffa hold grudges.
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Again with the fungus.
LOL!
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Teal'c would never say "ew", or even think it, but I'm sure the Chulakian equivalent offers painful death to the offending food.
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Jaffa hold grudges."
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"Again with the fungus."
=AWESOME
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-he loves ice cream, has in fact stabbed the overly eager hands that tried to steal a spoonful, but frozen yogurt just disgusts him.
Jello, but only the green kind
-ever since O'Neill took him to the place where humans do battle in rings of Jello he can't seem to put the same colour into his mouth. The battle was not the combat between warriors he had expected.
Spinach and mushrooms
-they're just gross.
Anything with chili peppers
-although Teal'c enjoys the spicy taste, they upset Junior. The taste isn't worth the hours of his symbiote roiling around and agitating him.
Baklava
-it reminds him of the sweet bread his mother used to make. The same recipe his wife made on their first anniversay as a surprise, having begged the recipe off one of his Aunts. Every time he eats it he is reminded of all the people he will likely never see again, who now revile him.
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Spinach and mushrooms - I hear ya, big guy.
Baklava. Now I will never be able to eat baklava without being sad for Teal'c. :-( Very nicely done.
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