Prompt 50.02
50 things we never heard Jack say.
50 things about Daniel.
50 inventions Sam would create if she only had the time.
50 things Teal'c will never understand.
50 ways SG-1 left the program.
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50 things about Daniel.
50 inventions Sam would create if she only had the time.
50 things Teal'c will never understand.
50 ways SG-1 left the program.
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2. Does this disguise make me look fat?
3. I think Thor has a thing for me.
4. I wish I’d joined the Navy.
5. I got tired of The Simpsons.
6. No beer for me, thanks. I’m trying to cut back.
7. All right! The Tok’ra! You gotta love those guys.
8. General Hammond, you rock like a rockin’ thing.
9. Oh, geez! What did I just step in? Alien dog shit?
10. I miss my wife.
11. I’m through with fishing. Mosquito bites, sunburn… who needs it.
12. Teal’c told me the funniest joke at lunch.
13. I’m going to Sweden for a sex change operation.
14. Daniel loaned me this book about Ancient Egypt. It’s really fascinating.
15. Major Davis. Good to see you. You’re lookin’ hot.
16. I’m selling the cabin and buying a condo in Boca Raton.
17. Walter, I’m getting kinda tired of posting your bail.
18. So, I was going through some paperwork the other day….
19. General Hammond, I’d like you to meet my wife. Kynthia, this is George.
20. Jonas, we have this little thing called ‘inappropriate touching’. Not that I’m not flattered.
21. This is Mittens and this is Puffpuff. The neighbor’s cat had a litter and I just couldn’t resist.
22. Siler’s wrench isn’t the only big thing about… did I just say that out loud?
23. Carter, I hate to be the one… it’s your breath.
24. I’m warning you, Bra’tac! Don’t piss me off!
25. Daniel and I eloped this weekend.
26. Team orgy, my place?
27. Who remembered to bring lube?
28. Seriously, Hank. Cam, Lam, Sam, Dan… can I call you Lan?
29. Marry me, Janet. I adore a woman who knows her way around a prostate.
30. Nasty looking rash there, Teal’c. And, by the way, how is Ishta?
31. I could just stare into Martouf’s eyes for days.
32. So, Daniel. You, me, Anise, Freya. Threesome? Four-sided triangle?
33. Jacob, he’s already asked you nicely, and now I’m asking. Stop calling him Danny!
34. You know, Senator Kinsey actually makes a lot of sense. He’s getting my vote.
35. Please don’t shoot me, Hank. I got your daughter pregnant. Oops?
36. Vala. Manners. You just had your turn. C’mere, Daniel.
37. I haven’t got anything left to give my country.
38. I know you’ve got the perfect hat for it, but I really don’t think square-dancing is for you, Teal’c.
39. Carter, I need your bust size. I’m knitting you a sweater for Christmas.
40. I think I have a thing for Thor.
41. I don’t care how many wives he’s got, I know for a fact that Harry Maybourne’s as gay as a goose.
42. I miss Daniel so much that it hurts.
43. Daniel, ever heard of ‘too much of a good thing’? We’ve had so much sex that it hurts.
44. Teal’c, buddy. I gotta ask. What’s with the eyeshadow?
45. Ba’al has his good points.
46. Now Mitchell… he’d make one damn hot Prior; I’m just sayin’.
47. Hockey? Phfft. Tennis is my new favorite sport. Women’s tennis.
48. Simmons! Duuuuuude.
49. Teal’c’s is bigger, but Daniel’s is longer.
50. Pie is overrated.
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*hands you a cloth to mop up keyboard*
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*coughWHEEZEheee!*
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*rofl*
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I demand that this be used as a prompt for a Stargate fic now.
I'm waiting.
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I'm sure somebody heard you. LOL
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Public drunkenness?
Bar room brawling?
We may never know. :-P
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