halloweeeen
A cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at
her.
She asks him, "Why are you staring?" and he replies, "I have a
question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me."
When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I
have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that
there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley"
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
so moral of the story isss? dont ahve a fantasy dealing with nuns.. *gags* thats just wrooong.
her.
She asks him, "Why are you staring?" and he replies, "I have a
question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me."
When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I
have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that
there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley"
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
so moral of the story isss? dont ahve a fantasy dealing with nuns.. *gags* thats just wrooong.