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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I put money in nascarbebe29's expired parking meter (14 points). In May I set a2dadra's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Wednesday I pushed fender_1619 in the mud (-17 points). Last Monday I helped laurenin8221 see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-67 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
sftbllchik8963