"Buildings tumble, the ground opens wide..."
This is the biggest performance I've been in for a while. I'm on stage with all the biggest actors: Danny Devito, Tim Allen, Joseph, Christina, and Steve Martin. And I'm dancing my heart out. It's incredible. The show is over now, so Danny and I go off-stage and fall asleep together.
I awaken and notice some odd-looking RJ45 cables which are clearly being used for power-over-ethernet. I sneak away from Danny and follow them down the school hallway, expecting to find a bomb. Instead, it's a vacuum cleaner. Two outlets on the bottom of the vacuum are attached to the same piece of ethernet wire. A second vacuum sits nearby, unattached.
Continuing down the hallway, I find a dark stairwell. As I enter the stairs, my eyes adjust to the low light. In the stairwell is the school lion. It's a beautiful animal, but I'm terrified of that thing. Principal Phillip arrives, and I finally get to call him an asshole. I've been waiting for this for a long time. What's he gonna do now, expel me?
He approaches the school lion, and kicks it down the stairs. I can't believe this man. I hope that fucking lion bites his fucking head off. He descends a flight to meet the lion again, and I descend a flight to watch from above. The lion approaches him. He bends down to put his face by the lion's mouth. The lion licks him a few times, and he kicks the beautiful creature again.