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"I saw the world thrashing all around your face."

Dec 04, 2002 11:20


Rick and I are walking home. In the distance, I can see spotlights searching our yard. Tracing them back to the sky, I see police helicopters.

"Dude, the cops are spotlighting our yard. Is there a body there?"

Rick looks at me thoughtfully.

"Potentially. It should have been moved by now."

That makes me feel much better. Approaching the house, I see the body pushed up against the side of the house in a bush. I feel relieved that it's not out in the open any more.

Entering the house, we are immediately greeted by a Richard wrapped in a blanket on our couch.

"Ricky, by the way, all my weapons of mass potential as well as of mass destruction have been moved to the other house."

"Good job, Richard."
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