Kappei san: my nose is still bleeding
Kappei san: which is especially annoying
AkuBishonen: haha find a cat and blow your nose on it
Kappei san: wtf
Kappei san: umm no
AkuBishonen: what, cats love that kinda stuff
Kappei san: o.O
Kappei san: what are you on?
AkuBishonen: its like holding em by their neck skin, it looks crappy but they like it
Kappei san: no they don't dork
AkuBishonen: no way i did it to my cat all the time before it ran away
Kappei san: why do you think it ran away?
AkuBishonen: haha i wish that whole story was true
AkuBishonen: blowing my nose on cats and making them run away haha
Kappei san: you now owe me a bottle of excedrin
AkuBishonen: haha or a nyquil car
AkuBishonen: cat
AkuBishonen: that you blow your nose on then go to sleep
AkuBishonen: maybe a vicks vapo cat
Kappei san: ...
Kappei san: Once again, I ask what're you on?
AkuBishonen: haha thatd be so good, you just rub the cat on your chest and feel better
AkuBishonen: itd go for millions wed be rich jason
AkuBishonen: rich like millionaires
AkuBishonen: then wed have to get millionaire names too
Kappei san: such as?
AkuBishonen: id be theodore explodenburg the 3rd
AkuBishonen: how about you?
Kappei san: umm, I'm ok with the name I have '.'
AkuBishonen: well you cant be a millionaire with a name like jason, you gotta have at least 3 sylables in the first name alone
AkuBishonen: i could name you if ya want
Kappei san: What was Mr. Howell's first name?
AkuBishonen: thurston
Kappei san: that's two syllables, your logic is flawed
AkuBishonen: well see he compensated for that with the use of a middle inital
AkuBishonen: thurston j howell
Kappei san: My name is Jason A. Southworth, isn't that good enough/
Kappei san: ?
AkuBishonen: i guess if you wanna play the if's game you can be jason j rocksteady but that's just not a very millionaire name
Kappei san: i don't want J as a middle initial
AkuBishonen: ok how about x
AkuBishonen: jason x rocksteady
Kappei san: Rocksteady? Are you going to be Bebop?
AkuBishonen: no im already explodenburg
Kappei san: then who'll be Bebop?
AkuBishonen: fred can be bebop
Kappei san: oh ok...
Kappei san: wait no
Kappei san: I don't like this
AkuBishonen: hahaha
AkuBishonen: ok how about chow yun fat is bebop
AkuBishonen: and he shoots carrots outta his guns
Kappei san: that'd be pretty cool
AkuBishonen: if you were a god of a elemental force what would you be?
Kappei san: umm water?
AkuBishonen: wrong
Kappei san: no i would be water
AkuBishonen: vicks vapo rub
This is the same genius who formulated the theory that Shipwreck (the pirate soldier with a talking parrot) from GI Joe would be the perfect addition to the cast of Marmalade Boy, and magically make such a show infintely better.