I'm an artist.
Oh yes. I am an artist. A sandwich artist. I have decided to claim my role in society and get a real job at Subway. I need a cell phone, and maybe I'll get a discount. Effing A, that would be great. I start today. I feel so... corporate and stuff. I'm working for the man now. No more laying around the house in ripped jeans absentmindedly playing my acoustic. I wear khakis.... Because it's better to work your way to the top and destroy the system from the top.