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sfaccendato

002 | video | forward-dated to tuesday morning

Apr 25, 2011 20:35

[the feed clicks on to show Oshitari sitting cross-legged on the cave floor, looking at the camera with utmost solemnity.]Good morning, dear denizens of Johto. I am sending this missive on what is, alas, Day Four of my sojourn through the grand marvel of video game geology known as Mt. Mortar. While I have thus far avoided being trampled by ( Read more... )

caves are boring, attack of the cleffa, he's going to do this a lot, !video, +marianne, please don't take him seriously, may or may not be lost, it looks like it's about to hatch!, #mt mortar, what do you mean melodramatic

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[Video] fullmetalbro April 26 2011, 02:15:12 UTC

You know, it would have saved you a lot of breath just say, "I'm lost." You could always go back the way you came.

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Please tell me you kept track of which way you were going.

[Video] sfaccendato April 26 2011, 02:30:09 UTC

But that would lower my missive from artistic soliloquy to mere griping!

Well, the last stalagmite I passed did have a rather distinct crack in it. Though I've already seen it far too many times, so I'd really rather not have to pass by it again.

[Video] fullmetalbro April 26 2011, 02:35:59 UTC

Doesn't look like I can help you from where I am. Looks like you're stuck. I'd keep moving to find a way out if I were you.

[Video] sfaccendato April 26 2011, 02:52:58 UTC

That was the plan~ Unless one of the other eggs hatches into a Pokemon that comes equipped with a compass.

[Video] fullmetalbro April 26 2011, 02:56:08 UTC

I don't see how a compass will help you if you don't know where you are in a cave.

[Video] sfaccendato April 26 2011, 03:04:39 UTC

Well, the next town is to the west. It would be some help to know which direction that was, at least.

[Video] fullmetalbro April 26 2011, 03:08:18 UTC

Oh, yeah. Then a compass might help.

[Video] sfaccendato April 26 2011, 03:18:49 UTC

Alas, I don't think there's a compass Pokemon. Or a map Pokemon. I'll have to muddle through the old-fashioned way.

[Video] fullmetalbro April 26 2011, 03:32:06 UTC

Good luck. Try not to starve to death or fall off the edge of a cliff.

[Video] sfaccendato April 26 2011, 03:51:56 UTC

Aww, is that all you have to say? So negative~ [:(]

[Video] fullmetalbro April 26 2011, 19:57:11 UTC

How's this then?

I'm sure you'll find your way before being eaten alive by whatever monsters live in there.

Better?

[Video] sfaccendato April 26 2011, 20:06:50 UTC

You aren't very optimistic, are you, Edward-kun.

[Video] fullmetalbro April 26 2011, 20:41:26 UTC

No, not really.

[Video] sfaccendato April 26 2011, 22:06:18 UTC

Perhaps you should work on that?

[Video] fullmetalbro April 26 2011, 22:33:52 UTC

I just try to see things as the really are. If the situation is crappy, then the situation's crappy. What's the point of sugar-coating it?

[Video] sfaccendato April 26 2011, 22:38:43 UTC

It's called being hopeful, not sugar-coating. It's no fun at all to aim for something with no hope that you'll actually get there.

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