We are in the wrong line of work:)

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Ig Nobel were given out, prizes for irrelavant scientific research. In econmics a team from the University of New Mexico , in the US south-west, won. They ventured far from their desks for bizarre research that won the economics prize on the relationship between lap dancer's ovulatory cycles and earnings.

Full list of prizes can be found here:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3128229/Ig-Nobel-awards-Irrelevant-scientific-research-honoured.html