Richie McCaw
ALL BLACKS Captain & No. 7 Richie McCaw is so tuff that...
When Richie McCaw does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Richie McCaw.
Richie McCaw counted to infinity - twice.
Richie McCaw's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Richie McCaw gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Richie McCaw can slam a revolving door.
Some kids p1ss their name in the snow. Richie McCaw can p1ss his name into concrete.
Richie McCaw's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; No-one fools Richie McCaw.
Richie McCaw can speak Braille.
Superman owns a pair of Richie McCaw pyjamas.
Richie McCaw sleeps with a night light. Not because Richie McCaw is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Richie McCaw.
Once a cobra bit Richie McCaw's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Richie McCaw doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now".
Richie McCaw sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled rugby ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Richie spear-tackled the devil and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Richie McCaw once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a friend that the expression "Sh**ing bricks" wasn't just a figure of speech.
The only time Richie McCaw was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
When Richie McCaw does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Richie McCaw.
Richie McCaw counted to infinity - twice.
Richie McCaw's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Richie McCaw gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Richie McCaw can slam a revolving door.
Some kids p1ss their name in the snow. Richie McCaw can p1ss his name into concrete.
Richie McCaw's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; No-one fools Richie McCaw.
Richie McCaw can speak Braille.
Superman owns a pair of Richie McCaw pyjamas.
Richie McCaw sleeps with a night light. Not because Richie McCaw is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Richie McCaw.
Once a cobra bit Richie McCaw's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Richie McCaw doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now".
Richie McCaw sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled rugby ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Richie spear-tackled the devil and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Richie McCaw once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a friend that the expression "Sh**ing bricks" wasn't just a figure of speech.
The only time Richie McCaw was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.