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Mar 27, 2006 19:05

So, Dave got me hooked on this website.

I posted little parts of people's convos on AIM and IRC and stuff like that. Funny shit! I have to share some with you



don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it

...

what?
oh shit
don't you hate it when you DROP shit

damn
FUCK
DAMN
i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
FUCK
i go like this to her
"i want to suck on your clit"
FUCK

I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<@Sony> ...........
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
Thanks for the info
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammit

someone speak python here?
HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
SSSSS
the programming language

ok ok, I need to stop or I'll post the whole freakin site!

Check it out.
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