Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday
thecanuck and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In April I gave
console a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for
iamamassivetool (10 points). Last Monday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In June I punched
champion in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-15 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
seyton