Essentially, this post is 97.3%
kirjekyyhkynen's fault, either by direct or indirect influence.
Mostly Gintama and DGM stuff. Really disjointed.
May be slightly NSFW in a, a non-serious way? Gosh, it's just a pole and a pair of highly polished orbs. I honestly don't know what kind of connections you're making.
Sigh, is that all I really need to do to get people to look at this journal anymore? Throw up some slightly sleazy-looking crop? Guys, you won't be able to beat the final boss if you're going to get tricked so easily.
I didn't really know how to organize this post (ie. good god, what is all this nonsensical shit, it's not even funny anymore goddammittttt). I've just sort of thrown the very worst (ie.f-fandom shitefest) ones near the bottom.
Pages from the comic thing last year. Pencils/story/layout by S., inks/colours done by myself. S. sort of flaked out on this project and I am slightly pissed about that. Actually, the more I think about it the angrier I get lol. Last time I volunteer my time and energy for someone's personal stuff, although maybe I was stupid to help in the first place *grumble*. Every day my bitter old hag skills increase by 7!
A turnaround commission? Not really digging this style of doing it I think. Been very picky and taking my time with commish stuff lately though. I had some serious burn out last year, mostly due to "Work->Home->Work on Client Stuff->Sleep->Repeat" cycle. Time management/time for myself, wozzat? orz.
On a happier note, a special one-off kirjekyyhkynen for uh,
kirjekyyhkynen.
This pigeon takes no shit, yo.
Fannish bits start now. I hope you all brought your goggles.
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Wait. The goggles do nahshing.
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DO YOU WISH TO SAVE YOUR GAME PROGRESS?
YES
> NO
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GOOD GOD, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE?!? Your whole party is going to wipe and then you'll just have to listen to me ramble on AGAIN in a freaking longass cutscene where you can't even mash a button to skip me. Oh, you forgot to stock up on Potions and Revives before the save point? Well, whose fault is that, hmm? Don't say I didn't warn you.
Poor
kirjekyyhkynen is extremely kind and patient, and suffers through my antics without open complaint. A lot of tears maybe but, to me, tears don't really fall in the complaint category.
"All this never would have happened if you weren't such a damned idiot fangirl!!!! Stop dragging me into this!!!!"
S'truth.
Ok, the rest of you D.Gray kids who don't get it yet, This video:
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Yes? Yes?!? Something is UP. (You don't want to know how many hours I had to stare at Bowie's
Area. And yes, I had to. For the sake of accuracy, or something. Y-Yea. Ok, it's sort of hard to avoid it, alright?) Rabi Rabi, what's on your dress...
Poor Mirandaaa, I can't draw Miraaaaa. Said comic is
here by the way.
So much for saying I'd doodle more. Breaks are for napping now, not pen-moving! SIGH. ONE DAY, I WILL CARE A LITTLE MORE ABOUT DOODLING AGAIN.
(wtf)
Pink scarves are quite manly.
Faceless zombiessss and Val's stubby legs (because I don't pay attention when I draw)! I'm just going to say that it's a baby Val in training, y-yeah.
lololol, right then, never trying sans-reference again orz
Ref attempt also fail. ¯\(ºдಠ)/¯
(lmfao, why did I even bother scanning these)
There is a gross in-joke here. Gross in-jokes everywhere, really.
JOUI GA ☆ JOY
And from that:
Abandoned thing because it is really quite shit and makes no sense, although not a complete waste as I did finish colouring up all the enjoyable bits. Boots. Namely boots. (SORACHI, STOP SETTING PEOPLE UP FOR THE SPIKE. YOU KNEW EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE DOING IN THAT ARC. WE SAW THAT MOVE, WE MADE OUR
COUNTERATTACK.)
I just wanted to draw those gloves. I just want those gloves. OK, this is pretty weak for the BL tag, hell it's not even BL ahah, but I decided to cut the really gross scribble out and this is the only one left. I'M NOT MAKING THIS A HABIT, I'M NOT.
Observation Diary:
Several months ago, I met
MADAO.
MADAO is a noble beast who rules the park. MADAO has given me a new-found admiration for ossans. Everyday, I feed MADAO sake and hope that it will sprout.
Sometimes I like to compare MADAO with Miranda in the sense that they are very much underappreciated characters.
Sometimes... sometimes the mental theatre gets confused and goes too far. Too far.
Miranda stared at me with vacant eyes.
I cried for hours, apologizing over and over again to Miranda.
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Ruining childhoods.
Even more so, with Gintocatbus.
Transcribed from Pchat:
tamakin > "Zura, you're not getting inside me! Piss off."
tamakin > *sob*
∈==〇〇 > lhjsdjfla;grva;wnkra'/jfva;knmrfvSDFjlwa'eg
∈==〇〇 > DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING
tamakin > I ONLY NOTICED WHAT THAT SOUNDED LIKE AFTER I TYPED IT
(orz, I-I can't even vouch for my handle there. Well, it's more of a knob than a hand--- *SHOT* I did not just type that)
Guys, why do I just keep making this shit worse and worse?
This has to have been done before. (Also, I can't seem figure out what the bloody hell I'm trying to do right now, I should have just cel-coloured it goddammitt *smash*)
Ah, Zura, you had so much potential but I was lazy.
Pokéaway? Actually, it does have a third evolution but it would just be a massive mosaic so I didn't bother.
Nah-naaah-na-na-na-nah-na-na-nah, Horrible Gintamacyyyy.
I accidentally toggled a layer at some point.
(For you kids who have never fondled Gintama, s-s-seriously, I didn't make this stuff up. I just make it worse.)
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[weep]Gintama, what have you done to me?
kirjekyyhkynen, why did you get me into this?[/weep]
Oh, and I have to throw this in somewhere:
I need to meet a minimum arse quota.
Oddly, I get a stomache ache whenever I make a post lately. This is possibly because my own body is trying to make me stop and save peoples' eyes. However, I am somewhat motivated to post again soon because I really need to tramp this one down. *faceclutch*. *flail arms*. I don't know what I'm doing!!!!! AGH
Oh yea. DGM 192. A+. A+++. Yes, I'm also feeling sorry in the right bits but. Also I have no idea what is going on anymore but. Dammit, I refuse to say it out loud but. So fukken cute AHHHH. GJ HOSHINO.
Fakjsdhas worst post ever. Posting and going to bed before I change my mind again for the millionth time. REGRETS TOMORROW.
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