GIRLS ALOUD* ARE BACK!
Nadine Girls Aloud* have announced their return! According to BILLBOARD.COM, the girls have signed a record deal with Virgin EMI, home to Taylor Swift, Justine Beaver, Katy Perra, and other people! Legends only! It has also been revealed that the album has been produced by the iconic Xenomania! If you're not dead by now and are still reading this then you're doing it wrong imo.
Well THIS is some exciting news @NadineCoyleNow 😍😍 SO pleased to welcome you to the VEMI fam 💖 https://t.co/52gO0S3tze pic.twitter.com/3LsyIGgwo3
- Virgin EMI Records (@VirginEMI) July 24, 2017
New music soon! “ @VirginEMI: Well THIS is some exciting news @NadineCoyleNow 😍😍 SO pleased to welcome you to the VEMI fam 💖…
- Xenomania Records (@XenomaniaRCRDS) July 24, 2017
In other Girls Aloud news, a Something New demo has leaked. Someone find the full version pls.
There's a snippet of the Nadine Coyle demo pic.twitter.com/hsCMsIx19H
- Jake McBain (@JakeMC_) July 31, 2017
As Girls Aloud prepare their comeback, the former members continue to attempt to salvage what is left of their careers.
SYYY, are you excited for Nadine's Girls Aloud's comeback???
Well THIS is some exciting news @NadineCoyleNow 😍😍 SO pleased to welcome you to the VEMI fam 💖 https://t.co/52gO0S3tze pic.twitter.com/3LsyIGgwo3
- Virgin EMI Records (@VirginEMI) July 24, 2017
New music soon! “ @VirginEMI: Well THIS is some exciting news @NadineCoyleNow 😍😍 SO pleased to welcome you to the VEMI fam 💖…
- Xenomania Records (@XenomaniaRCRDS) July 24, 2017
In other Girls Aloud news, a Something New demo has leaked. Someone find the full version pls.
There's a snippet of the Nadine Coyle demo pic.twitter.com/hsCMsIx19H
- Jake McBain (@JakeMC_) July 31, 2017
As Girls Aloud prepare their comeback, the former members continue to attempt to salvage what is left of their careers.
- Mother Hardcore Harding has been confirmed to be joining the Celebrity Big Brother house tomorrow! She will be joined by other top A list stars such as Youtuber Trisha Paytas, "You Bring Me Joy" singer Amelia Lily, Beverly Hills housewife Brandi Glanville, Bachelorette contestant Chad Johnson, and Mob Wives' Marissa Jade. This will be truly iconic.
- Cheryl Tweedy is FUMING that she wasn't chosen by the CBB producers to be on the show so she has unfollowed Mother Hardcore Harding on twitter!
- Nicola is about to join a women's prison after wrongfully running over a motorcyclist! Miss "Rude Ginger Bitch" turned on her left turn blinker but then swerved to the right, causing her to hit a poor innocent motorcyclist. After she sent the poor man flying to the ground, Nicole leaned out of her car window and started to cuss out the victim. This y'alls girl???
- Shrek Fiona Walsh continues to leech onto any talk show or magazine that will interview her. Please anticipate her upcoming interview with OK Magazine about Girls Aloud's impending return...
SYYY, are you excited for Nadine's Girls Aloud's comeback???