so now that ga is over...

[thisoneputa]

its time for us to freak out reflect, look back, cry over what it couldve been and never was (as far as this ~reunion~ goes) and guess predict what will become of our former favourite bitches cuz LESBIHONEST these bitches five individuals topped their lives with GA. They'll never be as relevant or rich. So why leave it?. IDK i'll get to that point l8r.

im sorry for the bad engrish but i am typing this with my pussy cant properly type in tears.

So let's begin with a lil' of History (not that chairoll solo song; that shit is so hideous omg praise the heavens it never made it to the second cd). OK, everything was fine, rainbows and gay tears everywhere until chairoll was a total bitch to helpless princess nuhdeen.



this is chairoll's real evil natural face w/o make up

So the happy times ended and we are only at the time of the release of No Good Advice. You'll probably dont remember this song (im not even sure myself this is a ga song i even checked wikipedo and nothing came up like wtf but still it's in my thesoundofga.rar file; that song sux btw).Bitches never got along lbr, they didnt even recorded together or were at the same room when in a photoshoot or video (remember that office photoshoot where nuhdeen and sarah were added ~magical and virtually~ same goes for walk this way video).



So each other had enough of each other's shit and decided to take a break after flopping and losing their chain of records with Untouchable. Nothing relevant happened in those years and then our flawless bitches decided to reunite and bring fierceness back into this world.



what we should've got for this fierce long waited and anticipated comeback:

• KICK-ASS single + Flawless video
• GH (expected but not wanted)
• Tour
• New Album (and loats more coming)

what we got:

• KICK-ASS single
• Tour
• Bitterness
• Beautiful cuz u love me that was so bad they even didnt dare to release as a proper single. Not even Nuhdeen could have save that mess.

And all of this because of this spawn of satan:



it killed the buzz long before we had the chance to
push ourselves to like their early material again

At least it saved me from finding a link to SOTU album and even better, expose myself to that horrible album.

So taking a look back and strongly analyzing all the facts from a objective perspective; summing up, it's all chairoll's fault.



this average mexican woman agrees
whom I totally picked at random.

That's all as far as their history as being part of GA goes, now let's take a look at what the future holds for each one of our former favourite bitches.

NADINE COYLE AKA ETHEREAL PRINCESS NUHDEEN AKA IRISH MIST AKA SOULFULL SONGWRITER



Being the acclaimed voice of GA Nuhdeen (just like the rest of the band)
has topped her existence and anything she could ever do will not ever be half as great as GA.

• PROS: Best voice, most likely to success if it werent for her shitty taste.
• CONS: Bad taste when it comes to guys, management, single choices, career decisions in general.
• FATE: She will prolly go bankrupt and she'll end up doing shitty stuff for money just like geri halliwell.

CHAIROLL AKA THE ONE TO BLAME AKA THE DREAMS CRASHER



Although she prolly would have been trading handjobs for crack in random Gas stations
if it hadn't been for GA, this bitch hates being part of the flawless group.

• PROS: She became automatically hot once she dropped her chav.
• CONS: Being hot is her only talent, shitty attitude towards anything GA related, her delusion of her solo career being more important than GA / failed attempt to overshadow it with her so-called solo career, she used GA for granted, Will.I.Am, can't sing live, bipolar, racist but only likes black dicks, doesnt want u to invade her privacy still sells the shit out of it, worst fanbase, related to hitler.
• FATE: If she's lucky she will keep her mediocre career with mediocre sales. She will be forever caught in her own cycle of life: starts dating unappropiate black guy, wont shut up about it, sells everything, releases a book about how happy they are, makes him the center of attention of your career, the unavoidable break up, cries a lot, interviews, please leave me alone respect my pain, goes to that show with the spinning chair to talk about her miseries, releases another book about how it all went wrong, meets another dude and all begins again.

NICOLA ROBERTS AKA THE UGLY ONE



If you are still one of those in denial, pls make urself a favour and do
a google image search by "girls aloud ugly one" and see what comes up lol.

• PROS: Idc much about this bitch so idk, she makes the other ones prettier i guess.
• CONS: She's uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Also wears diapers in solo career.
• FATE: We'll forget about her in no time.

KIMBERLEY SOMETHING AKA THE FAT ONE



Also known as the moon of GA.

• PROS: BFF with chairoll.
• CONS: She fat.
• FATE: Kimbobo will end up in shitty and mediocre tv shows (oops isnt she already on SCD?) like Big Brother. She'll prolly win cuz she'll eat the rest of the house mates.

WHO IS THIS ONE



A back-up dancer? but she's not gay or black. We just dont know.

So that's it. Only misery awaits, so girls stick together. If you're not gonna do it for the fans, at least do it for the money bitches. PLZ.

This has been a totally free-biased review / essay i'm gonna print out for my english class. Oh, and dont worry if you need a new flawless girl band to fill the empty space GA has left. I have the perfect girlband for y'all. Dont let a little white homo like danknee tell u otherwise.

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This is basically a rant out of my butthurtness because of this heartbraking news. PLS BITCHES DONT LEAVE.