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[cjharkness]

*is up in his office* *pokes his head out, frowning a little* *calls down* Would it be safe for me to come down and ask what's wrong, or is this somehow because of me, and I'd be better off hiding under my desk until Hurricane Ianto has moved on?

[sexyteaboy]

Go to hell, Harkness! *stomps into the bathroom and strips off, drawing a bath then sinking down into it*

[cjharkness]

*O_O* *debates for a while then sneaks down to invade the bathroom* *leans against the doorframe and looks at him for a while* You're being hostile. Have you been talking to John again?

[sexyteaboy]

No, though I should do so I can apologize to him.

[cjharkness]

... I could pretend I know what I mean by that undoubtedly terribly scathing remark, or you could tell me.

[sexyteaboy]

*is secretly seething* You know, why don't you just fuck off, Jack. You won't want me anyway. Some guy just used pheremones on me, fucked me against a tree, then left...but not before insulting me. Oh wait, it was you.

[cjharkness]

I what? No, I've been here all afternoon. *frowns a little* And... never been to Ophara before.

[sexyteaboy]

Well, I just met Jace, someone or other who was you. You're younger and a complete fucker. Using those pheremones is practically a form of date rape. I couldn't fucking help myself. I can't believe you used to be like that! *accusing look*

[cjharkness]

Used to be! I used to be like that! I haven't used the pheromones since the turn of the century. Last century. ... Except the sixties. But that was a different time and they asked me to. *waves his hands wildly* And all of that's irrelevant. What the hell am I doing on Ophara?

[sexyteaboy]

I don't fucking know. You're not exactly a conversationalist. *crosses his arms and looks away from Jack* *is clearly a bitchy queen*

[cjharkness]

*siiiighs* Yes, I was a horrible man when I was younger. A good boy and a decent teenager, but sometime around when I started with the Agency, I became a horrible bastard.

[sexyteaboy]

*lower lip pushes out juuuust a bit into a pout* It's not bad enough I have John telling me things but even worse having you tell me stuff.

[cjharkness]

*drops to his knees next to the tub, resting his elbows near Ianto's shoulder and dabbling his fingertips in the water over his chest* I'm sorry. I.. don't remember ever going to Ophara but there's... some of my history I don't remember.

[sexyteaboy]

Yes, well, you made it very clear you couldn't see what you'd see in me. And that you could have anyone you wanted. I mean, I wasn't expecting him to cuddle but I thought he'd at least've let me buy him a fucking drink. I'm sure he's off fucking John who is, as he said, more of a match for him sexually than me. *leans his head against the opposite side of the tub to where Jack is*

[cjharkness]

*cringes* Ouch.

[sexyteaboy]

*angry pout* Yeah, ouch is fucking right. So as I said before, go to hell, Harkness.