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I've been looking though a link here at work for government jobs just for fun (since NASA is cutting so many jobs and people are looking to transfer...)... and, look! -->
You too can fulfill the dream of becoming a nuclear materials courier! So exciting!
a great job opportunity- $37,819-$49,161/year!
My favorite parts include:
"Since 1974, OST has been assigned responsibility to develop, operate, and manage a system for the safe and secure transportation of all government-owned, NNSA-controlled special nuclear materials in "strategic" or "significant" quantities..."
and
"Agents may be called upon to use deadly force, if necessary, to prevent the theft, sabotage, or takeover of protected materials by unauthorized persons..."
The job title sounds so harmless... like you'd be a cool little bicycle courier riding through the city... with some sensitive nuclear stuff in a pouch. NOPE. You get to drive large trucks in convoys of security personnel. What's scary is apparently the ability to use deadly force and combat tactics is more important than being a safe driver. Hmmm.
You too can fulfill the dream of becoming a nuclear materials courier! So exciting!
a great job opportunity- $37,819-$49,161/year!
My favorite parts include:
"Since 1974, OST has been assigned responsibility to develop, operate, and manage a system for the safe and secure transportation of all government-owned, NNSA-controlled special nuclear materials in "strategic" or "significant" quantities..."
and
"Agents may be called upon to use deadly force, if necessary, to prevent the theft, sabotage, or takeover of protected materials by unauthorized persons..."
The job title sounds so harmless... like you'd be a cool little bicycle courier riding through the city... with some sensitive nuclear stuff in a pouch. NOPE. You get to drive large trucks in convoys of security personnel. What's scary is apparently the ability to use deadly force and combat tactics is more important than being a safe driver. Hmmm.